"After years of failed get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'll get rich with this scheme... and quick!" -Homer

"If I know me, I wouldn't like being kicked in the crotch." -Homer

Girl: "Wow, perfume! That's so sweet."

Chris: "It'll make ya smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin."

Hillbilly ATM operator: "Mmm... you smell like the inside of my momma's purse."

Stewie: "Oh, dear. It appears my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis."

still don't understand at least half of what you're saying (silly me - LOL) ..... but oh SOOOO glad you're back!!!

Uncle Silky, if I knew me, I wouldn't like getting kicked in the crotch either. Mama said, kicking the crotch isn't nice, especially at birthday parties.

Your words of wisdom have been missed. I did look all over for them, but they were missing.

Welcome back.

Uncle Silky we have never met.My name is Penny.

Thank you for a much needed smile this morning.

Penny

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

*THUD*


You are the cherry on the cake of my day!!!!!

I am actually typeless.........can you believe that? But don't go anywhere.....it'll come to me!

Like giving the chicken back his pluck that you should'nt have plucked and skinned in the first place!

:):):)

Guess we can't all be strangers from Pixies Silky.

A well deserved welcome back to you!!!!

OMG Silky is back :)

Now I can read a thread and not understand a bloody thing again!!!
Ohh that is exciting BTW Silky I have ceased fucking Tasmanian Devils LOL into the ring tail possums now :D

What's more, the Evil Monkey av is back too...must...resist...can't...give in...

it's what i do, Penny. good meetin ya.

Silky no like change, grumbles. plus, the Tasmanian devil's got it comin. them possums is God's children, ya heartless demon!

futility, scotty. futility, i say! you cannot resist. don't try. Marvin's yer lord and you know it. *freaky hypno-funk music*