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LoveDiva, maybe you could grow these in your garden:)

Oh My Goodness! :eek:

God! I love a man with a sense of humor!

These posts have been great! I love to laugh.

Here's my latest contribution...

hope G.F does not get like this

a great new zealand sport:whiteghos

oh my goodness! Those last two are great! I especially love the little "plip" between the legs of the skier!

LMAO

Here are a few more :D

Wanna shave this pussy? :D

Those are great!! LMAO :p

THIS IS A GREAT THREAD!

Directions to the G Spot!!

Just when you are watching educational TV!!

how ice is really made

a girl all us males would like to meet

It Takes All Types

Got these today in an e-mail from one of my girlfriends...LOL!

Jesus....I swear it takes all types!

She must be from Texas.........I "hear" EVERYTHING is big from there.........LOL

OMG!!!! I need some of that water!!! Fed-ex.. quick!!!!!!!!

Caught the wife tryin' to write for help heheheh

this might not totally fit in, but its funny anyways ;)

A day in the life of the sportsworld

Here is a series I received today. Thought they would go well with this thread.

Football players are friendly

No wonder Formula 1 is ahead of all other racing. :rolleyes:

No explanation needed.

Last but definitely not Least

My favorite.
She can Cheer for me anytime.

This isn't a funny picture, but I found it amusing. (sorry it's so long)

Strange Sex Laws

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)
:rolleyes:

This one is too funny!!!

Back to basics please people.