What do I get every time after I see some hot new Pixie guy pics have been posted?

Geometry

What you have to use to find a G-spot with you cock.

Putting it in the hoop.

Michael Jordan's pet name for sex.

Pecan Pie ala mode

What do they call creampies and grits served up on a chair on casters?

Honey do.

What is the list you make up for your man to do called?

bugging me

What I'm doing with all my spare electronic listening devices.

Watching the grass grow.

What do you do when it's too hot to mow.

I'll drink to that.

What is the only toast worth using?

An Aubergine, a cucumber, a ciggerete packet and a tape by Queen!

What should I pack for my road trip?





Loose lips sink ships.

What's the problem with sea monsters?

30% chance of rain.

what is the weather tomorrow in Boston?


damnit I dropped the spoon

An unnecessary comment when licking an ice cream sundae off my body. ;)

how did you *do* that?

What happend when I "queefed" while giving oral?!

Soft and Dry

What is the pre-foreplay condition called?

Land of 10,000 lakes.

What is Minnesota's claim to fame?

Strawberries, cream, and port wine

What are three things Martha Stewart will have smuggled into her jail cell? :p

2 feet 9 inches

How long would it have to be to touch the floor while standing?

Glen Campbell and Conway Twitty

Two oldies but goodies

Sex against the wall

What you get when one of your fantasies comes true.

night and day

How often i think about fucking?



milk and cookies

What will we be munching on in bed after we get done munching on eachother MM?



edible panties

What are we having as a late night snack?

zippers

What do you hope never stayes up?


Tea

What was that Boston party drink?

Big Mac

What did you have last time you went to McDonalds?


Ninja

What did it sound like when the fast talking guy speaking German said, "Nine Yes?"

Whoops-a-daisy

What the skinny little kid did?


walk the dog

What's the sure sign of a social outcast in need of a date?

Try a little tenderness.

What are better ways than biting to get your man off?


Orchids.

What's another name for killer whale babies?

flip flops

What do you where on the beach while walking with a lover?



fire hose

What happens when hose is late to work?

mini-van

What's a type of conveyance too small for DB's family?


Pulp fiction

What movie helped revive John Travolta's sagging acting career?


Shake what your momma gave ya!

What is a hairy ass? :D



Sack

What does a football player have in common with my balls?

Suck and lick

What are two basics for eating popsicles?

Cream or sugar?

What would you like in your coffee?


ding dong

What did Mr. Bell call his willie?

(It was actually Ding's dong ... I just took some artistic license :D)

Pictures at eleven.

what happened when they found me nekkid in public.


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