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Ooooookay.....lol

You cannot do that! (Oh yeah? Watch me!)

good teeth synthesis (That's exactly what I need synthesized too, whew)

you are the fuckfriend-friend (So does that mean my friend is the fuckfriend and I'm not getting any?)

Track down lost lovers (If you lost your lover, they probably weren't that good)

need a $1,000 loan? one hour approval

Three from yesterday:

somnambulist cigars from 4

chess board fetishists living with 739

labyrinth cream puffs around

Hey Steph... I got some peeps to hang with your chess board guys... :p

trombone fetishists near 85 (Is that years old?)

tuba player ballerinas around 167 (Is that how many there are?)

understand, there are ladies (NOW you're talking!)

your wife sleeps around man (Well, as long as she's not sleeping WITH him...)

win a trip to jackson hole ~ What makes me think this is an ad for the Fountain of Youth? :D

Got an interesting email today that promised me millions in return on a minimal investment in a stock option.


Subject line was "Vagina Beaver Snatch". :roflmao: