Wait! I'll get the Silly Putty and refried beans.

OK I just guffawed so loud on that one I woke the neighbors. LOL





Lilith said we could do it in this room.

Lilith gave WHO the keys to the dungeon?!?!

RG---I just did a double take,when I saw your name.There are so many new
members,that you took me by suprise.Welcome back! Irish
P.S.You don't see many of us "old timers" anymore! :)

Don't you think duct tape is a little too sticky for that?

awww, you guys are so kind...thanks for all the sweet welcome-backs. (ok this isn't part of the game! LOL)




But this is:

I'm pretty sure the hair will grow back.

Yeah, I didn't think it'd all fit in that small of a box but he said it would. I guess I was right, cuz now it's stuck in there for good.

What do you mean, "wrong hole?"

Well, I wouldn't have thought they could match up the DNA after all these years...

Well, ok, but I didn't ride in on a horse...

But I just got here!

No, it's never too early for that.

lmfao!!!!!



Never mind how I know...just don't try it.

Was that price for by the hour?

I repeat...Absolutely nothing!!!!

The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile?

Yes, I did notice that you painted it.

:eek:


:spin:

Yes, they were on display.

no! And you can't make me

ummm...it tastes like Vagasil...

Well don't forget...it's cold.

and said..."Pardon me Roy...is that the cat who chewed your new boots?"

*groans and fires a warning shot over ^^^'s head!

I know you are but what am I???? :moon:

Cocoa butter, a vending machine and a handful of raisins, I kid you not.

Sure I'll meet you first in a public place.Look for me in a floural pattern vest with a daisy behind my right ear and a long stem rose btween my teeth.

I spewed laugh-snot on my monitor, I kid you not!
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OK if you say so, but I swear it looked bigger in the pictures.

That's ok, the rug burns only took off 2 layers of skin..it's really no problem.

I dug around in there a long time, but despite hearing the ringing I could not find my cell phone.

Mrs. Butterworth, Sara Lee and Uncle Ben....

Let's check to make sure the statute of limitations has run out first.

Everyone knows there's no sanity clause!

It's legal in the Netherlands!

But, how can you be sure that we're not in Amsterdam!

An actual shoping list of mine from a couple of years ago:

Condoms
Velcro
Woodglue

ROTFLMAO!!!

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Yes, it does look tasty but it needs salt.

Just because it's not on the menu, doesn't mean you can't order it.

(and I know this will come as a shock to you all, but we weren't talking about food :-)

yes Darlin I do want you to put it in there! :lust:

Then I had to take the sheep home.

Oh ... yeah!!