I would rather go to the gym than do anything else in the world.

I am absolutely in love with the idea of remaining celibate for the rest of my life

I'm having more sex right now than I know what to do with.

I will not log off and go out just for smokes.

jet lag is really cool

I get at *least* eight hours of sleep every night.

i haven't found a family here at pixies....nope nobody likes me.....guess i'll go eat worms

I really like worms :)

that ^^^didn't make me giggle

I have no idea what to do during sex!

I'm loving the time difference, that I've never experienced before from this perspective.

I"m totally packed for my trip to CA tomorrow, but not looking forward to it at all!

I also LOVE to clean the litter box!

I don't flirt. EVER. And I really can't stand people who do.

i have no desire to jump his bones tonight

I'm reconsidering my fondness of :boobs:

I did not just fart.






:p

I have been sleeping so well lately.

Of course you didn't...becuase girls don't fart, or poop!

I absolutely love spiders!

I really hate ice cream!

I'm wide awake

I never have any fun at Pixies.

My root canal last month was even cooler than I expected it to be!

I love a long night staying up with a barfy kid.

my kids are totally normal...not weird at all

i hope the virus lil's kiddo had spreads to the rest of the family.

OMG! Me too!!!! Especially since I don't have court in the morning!:line:

I definitely need a little more stress in my life right now.

I've never let my tongue wander just a little too far south on Mrs. WI during oral sex.

I love it when the wife and both kids have colds like they do now. Helps me to sleep so well when I hear snoring coming from all three of them.

I'm so glad I'm not lounging at the beach with a cabana boy

I'm not sitting here, eating Sour Patch Watermelons, Lil. :D

I'm not craving those not eaten candies.

(OMG, LMAO!)

(psst. I'll save 'ya some, if you come help me load a truck. :D )


I'm a HUGE fan of filing.

I am not looking forward to being taught the difference between being whipped and being flogged.

I won't volunteer to help IAK move! :yikes:

I, of course, *need* no help in this move. :D

I can't wait to get more moles removed! :line:

I hate when some pixie lady pm's me for some "private chat"