I haven't yet today - it's too early....

Scarecrow NOT working for PF!!

The great peeps at Pixies!!

Getting caught in the rain storm we had in a white shirt.

Back and fourth banter about my workplace being "the land of bizzaro"

a klutzy chef spilling peppercorns all over the kitchen

Disparaging some poor child's heritage as well as several branches of the US Armed Services, on accident and my co-operating teacher nearly pissing herself laughing.

my daughter getting light brown low lites in her blond hair and someone teasing her about buying artificial intelligence.....

A joke I got in an email ... PF, I did think of you ...


There is a girl walking up the stairs in the court house one day. As one of the judges is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $10 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."

The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the court house. As soon as the mother sees a judge coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The judge then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the judge very calmly. The judge then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"

^^ :grin:

DB's joke!! Too funny!

The kitty trying to hang himself in the cord to the blinds.

Our little kitty pushing his catnip mouse under the sweeper ... then working it get it out. (When he finally does, he pushes it under again. :D)

A little girl asking my supervising teacher if her sock lines on her ankles were stretch marks and my teacher threatening to show her some :grin:

Oh my gosh Lilith!!! LOL

the kids "helping' me pay the bills.

The image of what Lilith's face must have looked like when she heard this. :rofl:

Uhm... how do you do this accidentally? :rofl: :spin:

A child who in the midst of utter chaos informed us that she had lost her invisible cat :grin:

My 100 lbs dog walking into the room wearing my daughter's skirt and T-shirt. :D

A dairy farmer getting rejected and then coming back the following day in drag.

This is so f'n bad. But there are some good ones in there like the 16 year old kid with the voice of a pro already

For the 10,000th time, Animal House

A woman who saw my license plate in the parking lot (that would be "pah-king lot" here) at Target and wanted to know if I was headed back to Iowa. :grin:

murphy's law

A telephone conversation with my sister. :)

A funny joke from my brother.

My Econ prof's bad jokes about elasticity

You have to expect that when you 'pahk ua kah' in the lots around there. :rofl:





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Being compared to beefy nachos with all the trimings. :rofl:

A couple of posts I have read today. If you need a smile then go to pixies. :rofl:

Fish Hash :grin:

A phone call made on the drive home to someone I've missed. :)

a crazy co-inky-dink

The fact that wyndhy said "co-inky-dink" :rofl:

thinking it's really cause i don't know how to spell it the right way :p

She ^^^ did! Multiple times!

hehehe @ co-inky-dink ... one of my favorite words.

Little Abner(our kitten) lying behind Boog's monitor and licking the wall.

thinking that boog ^^^^ oughta clean up after himself :rofl::D

Wyndhy's post ^^^^ I laughed so hard I was crying!!! OMG too funny!! Boog will get a kick out of it later when we get back home.