I say dinner is served!!!!!!!!

WI, this is a thread about weird Freecycle posts, not entries from your little black book. ;)

Not to be a pain in the butt, but a lot of handicapped folks use these toilets. I know I had to use one during my rehab time when I was unable to leave the bed

well since I'm the Moderator for the Freecycle group in my town, I get to deal with the messages that never make it to the list......like brass knuckles!
needless to say, I denied that post.

I also used to be the guy in charge of approving all new groups in my state,
until last month when i retired from that part, lol.

damng my poor memory, trying to remember some of the other ones that people were trying to offer.....

birth control pills was one....I'll have to check my old emails and see if I saved any of the other strange rejected ones.
I got myself a wheelchair off my group!!

had a couple cars posted on mine, unfortunatly I wasnt gifted with any of them as my car still doesnt run

Zing! LOL


[FreecycleTO] Wanted: less than 3' railroad track or greater than 100b anvil

I know, I know, odd request but none the less, does anyone have a chunk
of railroad track less than three feet in length and/or an anvil which
is one hundred pounds or greater? I'd be willing to pick it up if its
within 75km of Toronto

OMG, I'm having Dudley DoRight nightmares. :D

LOL AND Wile E. Coyote flashbacks, too!

I thought of Snidely Whiplash....neahahaha

[FreeCycleTorontoAnnex] Offer: Bag of Lite Brite pegs anyone?**

There are maybe 50 - 100.


This reminds me of a conversation I had with my mother when I was five or six:

Mom: Your grandmother is getting you something you always wanted for Christmas!

Me: A crystal ball?

It turned out to be a Lite Brite.

I don't remember ever lusting after a Lite Brite the same way I did the crystal ball. *shrug*

I'm not sure you can do much designing with 50-100 Lite Brite pegs. LMAO.

Did we need that many? I can't remember!

*runs off to find a Lite Brite site*

*runs back to say, "Hey, that rhymed!*

Retro toys back in vogue

*sigh* I'm officially getting old. My childhood toys are retro & I just heard an REM song from my teens on the oldies station.

The new Lite Brite comes with 500 pegs. I can now nap knowing this information. :)

Double the fun with double the pegs, then, Steph? :D

I liked this one: "pair of computer speakers--needs plug." Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? :confused:

*snort*

"Offer: Cruise line posters. These are from a travel agency, we no longer have need for them. They are long wall posters, about 2.5 feet wide by 5.5 feet tall. They
have pictures of a cruise ship, blue water, happy smiling people and
the like. There are 3 of them."

Maddy, didn't you say you needed some artwork? ;)

OMG, obviously we know what they're trying to get rid of, but does anyone here need this?

"MR POT HEAD KIDS MEAL TOY"

:grin:

LOL It's Red Ribbon Week here, I could use those as non-examples right?

We're in the middle of Red Ribbon Week, too, Lil--why didn't I think of that? :D

(I swear to GOD that's how it's written in the ad--I about died!)

do they come with Twinkies?

Hmmmmmm...good question. I just wanna know which fast food establishment is giving them away. :D

Fast food, quick roll . . . what's the diff?

[FreeCycleTorontoAnnex] WANTED: Sailor Costume**

Old SAILOR costume or accessories.
Small to medium adult size.
It's for me (a woman) and I'm a men's small or women's
medium/large but will gladly take a men's medium!
If you have one to loan out, that's cool too. I'll
clean it before returning to you.
Will pick up anywhere in Toronto, evenings!


Gotta love those apostrophes, too!

Best Subject Line Ever
 

Subject: [FreecycleTO] TAKEN:futon and whip


--
NEW RULES:
come when you say you are coming,if you don't i will sniff you out and
stick pickles up your nose

i double dog dare you to "no show"..:)

LMAO @ all of you! (It was red ribbon week here too btw)

With all of you talking about your freecycle groups, I did a search on the net and there is one near us! Pretty cool and I have bunches of stuff I that is good that I don't want to haul to an auction house or continue with my plans of having a rummage sale.

Oh.. someone on the group is wanting empty altoid tins. I was thinking of why anyone would want them, and then decided that they would be pretty cool pill boxes or even jewelry boxes (decorated) or even bobbin holders... hmmmmmmmm

I've gifted weed in Altoid containers. I've gone down on men immediately after sucking an Altoid mint. I shall digress.

today there are 6 Prevention magazines available. I am starting to think that this site in my town is a way to meet people. I wouldn't drive and use the gas to pick them up....

For Lil?
 

[FreecycleTO] OFFER: whip

ok, all you freaks come on out..:)

have a black leather/pleather? whip here, i am sure it is not a "real"
one, looks to be about 7 feet long, anyone going to any adult
halloween parties..or "other" things<hee hee>

I'll pay shipping :D

>>Fat Jiggler machine from the 1960's in perfect working condition not
sure exactly what it is called but it is made by Sears and you wrap a
belt around your waist and it gives great back rub or shakes dpeneding
on how you look at it. Please come and get it we are moving.<<


Ooooh...gosh, I hope this is still available! :rolleyes2

I'm honestly not sure if this is an intended typo or not. :D

"OFFER: QUEASY BAKE RE-FILLS & PANS "

Today people want....

sheets of drywall
bagpipes
bunk beds "with mattresses"

Today people are offering...

an old broken laptop
"tons" of crayons
a 5 foot length of chain

The people on my Freecycle board would kill for the bunkbeds, BIBI. :D


I just want to know how someone would pick up "tons" of crayons. I wonder how many of the 2,000 lbs. of Crayolas would be broken or have the label ripped off. :rofl:

I want them but only if the labels are peeled off!!!!

Who're ya gonna tie up with 5' of chain? :confused:


Oooooh...I've got it!

Use the crayons to color all over the laptop to make it look like it works, then chain it to the desk for security! :D

probably not, Quesy Bake is the version that you can make things like Worms & Crud, Oldy moldy cake, Dip & drool dog bones, Larva-liccious cookies and other treats of such repulsive but cool type

of course I would be the one that knew that, lol

1. White Moose sitting with gold antlers salt or pepper shaker

2. Large orange road cone, left over from when I used to mow lawns.

3. Tropical fish bathroom trashcan

I didn't realize that tropical fish had bathrooms. :confused:

That's ok...I just learned that moose like to sit with salt OR pepper shakers. One, or the other. But not both! :rofl:

I didn't know that roads *grew* cones. Is that kind of like a pine tree?

How cute is this one?
 

Subject: WANTED: Plastic Kiddy Pool *****

Hey all, I'm looking for a plastic kiddy pool for my pet duck to swim
in.

I have the matching one to complete the set....I borrowed it one night after and evening of merriment. I always wanted to do that and I finally did....at age 45.

It's called an "Ashphaltis Potholius".......tons of cones form around them. :)

Sounds like a venereal disease