*Knocks on door and calls out*

Pizza delivery!

Tess your like a Jewish surgeon... you get lots of tips
hmmm what flavour you got for the boys?

I got pizza with lots of meat, lots of cheese, and if one of you boys goes out to the trunk of my car I got a case of Heineken for you.

*Looks around at the girly accessories*

I thought this was just a place for guys. Who here is whipped and let their girlfriend decorate?

Boys don't fall for it!!!!!!! Don't take the bait! My MIL once had a pizza delivered on her birthday and it was really a stripper ;)

Guys... I think our hideout has been infiltrated!

*calls out*

Everyone needs to take their shirt off right now to show they are not female! :D

Hey! If you want my shirt off buddy you will have to pay for more then just the pizza and beer. :boobs:

Pizza, beer, topless women....damn I love this place!

/cracks open a beer, lights a 'gar, kicks back... :)

Oh, almost forgot...

...brought a couple of bushels of oysters from Apalachicola Bay, some hot sauce, lemon, and a mess of crawdaddies steamed in a hot cajun boil.

Dig in, men!

Hey guys check this out!!!!

I brought some posters of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for the walls.
Also have dvds of Girls Gone Wild 1 - 48 :boobs:

Who wants to help me install the new surround sound system?
/me chunks instruction manual in the trash

1. All you topless girls can stay.
2. The chick on the trampoline- you can keep jumping, but for cripes sake, will you quit holding your boobs? You're obstructing the view.
3. That lamp girl- as long as you're still turned on, you can stay, too.
4. All other dames with thoughts of redecorating, burning potpouri, and tidying up- OUT! OUT! OUT! And bring us back some more beer and Doritos, will ya'? The Cool Ranch kind.

/me adds the bathroom must-have accessory for every 'men's lodge':

Hey! That's not our air freshener doll!


Ours looked like this!

/hurries and takes top off..........now can I stay????

Okay, you can stay, too.

/me straps on tool belt

Let's get to work!

/me has secretly replaced Aqua's tools with more appropriate tools ;)

/me reaches for his drill and pulls out a...

Pyrex butt plug?!?!

wait lil. the lamp may need rewiring.

I think everyone lost to point of this thread
The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
Oh okay it doesn't say anything about lamps :thumbs:

Was exactly what I thought ;)

/me scratches head
HHHmmmmm......
Ya know he's right about that......
Could we ammend the restriction list just a little bit and add No Bras Allowed under any circumstances?

But a cross-dressing man can be sexy under certain circumstances!

/me pouts

but I'm not anyone heres wife, girlfriend or mother......

Equally satisfying, yet hardly interchangable. :yikes:

The way I read it, it means you ARE allowed since you aren't married to, or dating, or mothering any of the members here!

How 'bout it brothas? Am I reading it right?

I still say the no bra policy should be enforced though

Your interpretation of the bylaws of the SHACK are correct pertaining to moms, brides, and girlfriends.

I might also ammend your no bra recommendation- what about allowing the ladies to enter the Shack with bras, provided they are from an acceptable, sleezy lingerie store and the bra MUST be removed upon request.

Man-law

of course. so kind of you to look out for the lamp since it was your wine cooler that shorted it out in the first place. :p:D the lamp would have realized this but was momentarily distracted by the thought of some forearm-muscle-gleamimg, hammer-swinging, nail-pounding, sweat-dripping, hypnotizing, mezmerizing, insinuating, panty wetting motion.

Talk like that is for the Ladies Shack.

/me belches loud enough to wake the entire channel :p

Good one! ^5

I'l tell you one thing for sure we damn sure need more lamps like that one around here!

She sure as heck beats the lamp from "A Christmas Story". :D

:rofl:


Hey Who left the toilet seat DOWN?!!!!!


I finally get to complain about that one :nana:

/nick gleaming-electric-sex.

Who's up for lighting some farts?

/me peeks in window again to see the topless girls and the guys being guys

I just installed a BIG swing.= like the one Brooke Burke sits on during the weird Burger King commercial.

Any of you topless girls up for some swinging?

I'm out. When the belching and farting starts that is usually my cue to haul ass.

It's the scratching that usually scares em off ^^

/brings cards

...who's in for some poker? Simple five card stud...joker's wild. :brows: