Hey..Wait for me!!!

I want to join the dippers and the leapers...but I just don't want to be left alone for the warm-up session.

If I wanted that I'd just go back home.

Any ladies still available?

I want to look my best for the party-
 

I was really hoping some of the wonderful lady guests would help me get all the wrinkles out of what I’m wearing…. ;) But the Polar dip will only put them right back. I’d rather the ladies helped me get the wrinkles back… :p then I’ll take my dip.:eek:

Re: Quick, hide the scotch!
 

sugarfreecandy?!? dnt hide it from me, *hick* hey..why dont u an i go and hide and drink the scotch ourselve, together? *arms round sugarfreecandy* i know u wanna.......mmm, i *hick* like what ur wearing babe, smells *hick* great ;):D




i go swim?!!!! as long as i get to see naked *hick* female bods and also have them rub against me:D

Well LQQeey here...I always carry my portable iron with me!!!! :D




LOL..usually drunk virgins never remember anyway...more scotch TDK??????? :D :D ;)

And better wear a life presserver in the water...don't want you to drink and drown now would we!!!! :D

Beware, young TDK
 

You are being led astray!!!

Either way you will end up with the worst case of blue balls in history.

Remember Diva's icecubes.

mmm, Diva...*stumbles over to her and gives big warm hug and takes iron away from her w/out her noticing* :D

come with me doll...sit:D now tell Santa *hick* TDK what u want to do ? ;):D






*TDK holds Diva and slowly nods off to sleep*

Diva, wow, it looks like you're taking care of all the guests singlehandedly! 'Ironing' out Pantyfanatic's wrinkles and putting TDK to bed! And you're so right about the drunk virgin thing... LOL!

Prophet, Nutworld, and Pantyfanatic, don't you worry about getting chilled. I'm sure there are plenty of ladies here who would absolutely love to help you warm up (and de-wrinkle) before and after the polar bear swim... I'm at the top of the list! (And it looks like Diva's right up there with me...)

Oldfart, loved your warning to TDK! ROTFL!

... and last but not least, TDK --- what can I say but 'good night, and sweet dreams!' ;) Come find me when you wake up...

Okay, folks, grab your towels and your winter boots, and let's go swimming!

--- sweetstuff

I hope you all don't mind..but I'm removing what ever clothing that I had on and following SFC to the pool

As snaggle puss often said : Exit Stage Left!


Wait for me SFC.................!!!

*TDK holds Diva closely as he sleeps*:D

Follow the ladies…<SPLASH>, <KLUNK>@#*#*@*
 

(thought the pool was deeper…. And the water not quite that stiff!?!?:confused:


OH……………………………….MY…………………………..GOD… that’s COLD!!!:whiteghos :whiteghos

(Oh NO!! Where did it go? OH NO!! It’s turned out-side-in!!:( It’s GONE!!!):mad:


(Always suspected that I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body, but this is ridicules!! ):rolleyes: :redghost: :mad:

HELP! Somebody…
 

It went INSIDE!!

Help me, Leigh, Shamiqua, Diva, (NO, NOT Diva(she’s got her iron:redghost: )) Pussy Willow, Sugar, OSG, any body!!

(think of something… that will raise the temperature or lower the pressure outside…;))

I need your attention..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Pantyfanatic, fear not, Sweetstuff is here! I've got some lovely thick furs, come hop in here with me and I'm sure we can warm you up! Once I get you a little warmer, I bet we can even start a little 'fire by friction' if you like!

But really, you and Nutworld ought to know better. You don't go polar bear swimming in pools! Come on out & join the rest of us in the lake! It's much deeper there, and I promise you won't get hurt...

Prophet Reality, you will most certainly not just sit back and brood at any party I'm throwing! [COLOR=sky blue]*comes running and lands squarely in Prophet's lap*[/COLOR] There, that's better, isn't it? Oh! Oh my... Yes, that does feel very much better, indeed... :o Don't you think so? ;)

And as for TDK, you do look awfully cute sleeping like that... I have to admit, I'm a little jealous of Diva, having you all to herself! :p

Now then, folks, we've all had our little swim --- obviously more eventful for some than for others --- so let's head back inside and warm up in the sauna or in front of the fire, as you prefer... And then it's time for the annual favourite, The Recitation Of The Bawdy Limericks --- who wants to start? Or if limericks aren't your style, maybe you'd care to venture down into the wine cellar and fetch us something warming to drink?

--- sweetstuff

I know what the LAKE is, I live 300m from it...only on the other side!
 

<As Sugar brings over my mulled cider and kisses me lightly before whispering in my ear that she notices my stiff cock is back and has joined the party.>;)

A toast-

“HERE’S TO THE GIRL THAT I KISSED LAST:)

SHE DOESN’T KISS SLOW
SHE DOESN’T KISS FAST;)

SHE KISSES SO NICE
SHE KISSES SO SWEET:D

SHE MAKES THINGS STAND THAT HAVE NO FEET”:o

Ahhhh Yesss, The Lake...now why didnt I think of that?

That would explain WHY all I've seen is some really Flat-chested

woman running around here at the pool screaming something

about "how cold it is" and then rambling on about how "it's gone!

it's gone!!.....Help HELP, HELP!!!!"


Ok..well now that the mystery is solved..I'm off to the rest of the party at the lake.

Nutworld- You lost me this time
 

I know sometimes we aren't on the same page, ;) but now I think we're reading from different books??:confused: :confused:

Don't worry Panty..

Its just my warped sense of humor. Nothing at all anything you can do about it.

Just do what I do sometimes...Ignore me!

lol

HELP!! SOMEONE GET THIS SLEEPING DRUNK OFF OF ME!!! I AM GOING NUMB!!!

I didn't come here to babysit!!! Let's shave TDK's head and take some pics and post them on that great web site Pixies!! Bet he will never drink again after seeing those pics!!! :D :D
I got the magic marker...let's just draw a funny face on his belly...:D :D....that will teach you to pass out on me TDK!!!! :D :D

mmmm, i need a haircut:D

I'm back, whered everyone go?
 

Sorry, I've been gone awhile. I went out to the igloo to meet the sweet SFC. I dont think she ever showed. The women that were out there just kept passing me around, it was horrible... they took away my wineskin.
-Diva Since irish isn't here I guess it's up to me to play bouncer. If your little photo shoot doesnt straighten TDK up let me know. At the verry least let me keep you company while everyone else is swimming.
-SFC Despite the hospitality of your friends. I'm not forgiving you for standing me up in the igloo. I'll give you a chance to make it up to me latter, or maybe it's time for a spanking.

Shaving
 

Prophet,

Have you no sense of the truly sadistic?

You only shave the total left side of TDK, hair, eyebrow, underarm, pubes etc.

So much more effective.

Then he has to shave the rest.

Sometimes I hate myself!!

OldFart-....Good one!
 

Right out of the big book of HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND GET EVEN.

You may like this old one?:)

YEARS back when the Sears & Rubbish and Monkey Wards catalogs were standard interior decoration in any home, they had a Rural or Farm section where you could mail order chickens and pigs from them.;) (before I heard about sheep or OZ land:yellghst: )

You could get a money order for $13.50, fill out the order form and have then send two pounds of BEES (with one queen guaranteed, estimated 1,450 bees per lb.) to any one you thought worthy.
:D

Too many mis-bee-having jokes to even start.

Love the idea.

Sorry, folks...
 

I didn't mean to disappear on you all there; all I can say is that final exams really suck. One more to go, and then the term will be over! (When I'm not hosting parties at Pixies, I'm a student trying to get enough money to go to grad school...)

Anyway, I see you have all been very busy while I've been gone!

Pantyfanatic and Oldfart, please please please don't sic those bees on me for disappearing! I promise, I won't do it again! Besides, I don't need any bees --- I have my own supply of honey. Wanna taste? ;)

TDK's new look is great, everyone --- & well deserved! But don't you think we should make that difference between left & right just a little more defined? I have my make-up bag somewhere, I vote that we 'paint him up real purty' on that shaved side! :p

And CeltGuy, I'll be right with you as soon as Prophet lets me go... I'm so sorry I never made it to the igloo --- how can I possibly make it up to you? *melodramatic sigh* Spank me if you must... I am a poor wretch, undeserving of your notice. I grovel at your feet... *an idea strikes* Hey, being on my knees at your feet gives me an idea! I bet I know how to make this up to you! Can you guess what it is? ;)

--- sweetstuff

p.s. Pantyfanatic, I'm so glad to see that you've recovered from that swimming incident!

how could I stay mad
 

Of course you are forgiven. I wouldn't dream of keeping you from your duties as hostess. By all means though, feel free to follow through on any ideas that cum to you, and lets not rule out that spanking yet anyway...

C.G.

I'd LOVE some honey.

SFC.

let me know when I can squeeze in some time in your busy schedule

Hey guys..I finally got TDK off of me....thanks for the help...:D :)


Now I am ready to partyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!:D

Turn up the tunes....someone fill my glass...and let's dance!!!!!!!!

It's a slow song......;)

Diva

I'd love to fill in that empty slot next to you on the dance floor for this slow one...and I'll fill your drink as well.

CORRECTION......
 

…to my post of 12/16/2001 (#172)..
“As Sugar brings over my DRINK WITH LOTS OF HONEY and kisses me lightly before whispering in my ear…

<Grabs Nut by that hand and leads him to the dancing spot>

I put my arms his neck and gets in nice and close as I want to grind my hips up against him and look into his deep blue sexy eyes.......

And the song plays.....

"Slow dancing swaying to the music....Slow dancing....."

Hi All!!!
 

I know I'm late for the party, but do you mind if I join in???

thanks prophet
 

I have been pasiently waiting m tern with the lovley sugar but don't wory after I have devoured her remaining honey you can have her back and diva once your done your dance I would love to see you and sugar share a dance:yellghst:

<emerges from wine cellar with bottle in each hand and under each arm>
 

Tell me the good limericks that I missed while on my appointed mission.:)

What? No bawdy limericks? I thought you said…. :confused: (have I been duped? Was I sent for bottles of De Heron Rouge while these sly varmints corral the party ladies? (*cunning and treachery can always overcome youth and enthusiasm))
:mad:

Ah, here are the refreshments requested… I brought these principally for TDK (now for all the guys) but I’m sure you fellows will all enjoy. Look… it’s Chateau De Blitz, vintage- Tuesday. You’ll love it! Drink up guys!:D

(I see that Diva’s hand grabbed World by the nuts, I mean Diva grabbed NutWorld by the hand and is twirling him around the dance floor.):cool:

Come right in Bogeyman. I’m answering the door while our hostess is stuck on ProphetReality’s lap. The party is just really getting started. Glad to see you’re back Jay. That skinny-dip you suggested sure was invigorating! Here’s a drink. Have a seat until the girls start the next dance.:p :p

Who’s that behind you? Well, Irish…Bilbo and Sharniqua…and Leigh, so glad you all decided to make it.:D :D


Say, Irish, could I talk to you a moment? Step over here………………..:yellghst:

Look at TDK,….
 

(now I know why IRISH drinks that diet coke)

I’ll help you ProphetReality with putting the lipstick and eye shadow on the shaved side.:)
Now let’s take those pictures. One from the left, the right, and the front.

Hay, who wrote “TRANSEXUAL WITH INSTALLMENT PAYMENTS” in lipstick and charcoal on his chest?:rolleyes:

Now ProphetReality, you need to run this film down to the ½ hr developing at the corner drug store. It will be funny!!!:D

Here, go out the side door, and take the snowshoes! <shouts out the door behind ProphetReality> You can’t miss it, It’s Vancouver Super Drug, on the left. <slams door> (now we’ll see who the bouncer is):yellghst: :yellghst:

Looks like a great place to start a party.

Plenty of everything to drink including oil cans of Fosters. Beautiful naked people and good music

Say Glyndwr, I saw a Christmas present addressed to you from Sears out by the igloo. Here, go out the front door and get you gift before you get too buzzed.
<Holds door open> I want you to be safe….here take this with you..
<unplugs iron and hands it to Glyndwr> … if you have any problem, you can beat’em off with this!
<slams door, grabs a lamb sandwich & a Fosters, puts arm around Bilbo and Leigh and heads for dance floor>

NutWorld sure can dance-
 

Hay Nut, there is this HOT chick who is out back walking her dog. Her name is Susan. If you go out and meet Miss Butcher, you can show her how well you dance and she’ll be all yours for the night. :)
I know for a fact that she’s a hard driving woman and stay up all night.;)

Here,… sneak out the back door and just keep going up NORTH WEST Street.;)
<holds door open and shouts> You can’t miss her! She’s the one with the dogs! <slams door>
(exit- stage north-west and say hi to snaggle puss and Sgt. Preston):yellghst: :yellghst:

Look at Diva and Sugar dance!!!
 

I think they’re getting nasty. (I sure hope so!!):p

Say, CeltGuy, why do you think the girls need a spanking?
What we need is a good leather paddle.
There’s this place called St. John Hobble & Hump right down EAST Street here.:rolleyes:

<holds side door open and points to sheep tied to tree> You can take Bilbo’s horse there and hurry back.:D

<slams door> (now ride that fucker into the SUN-RISE):D

NOW WE START THE PARTY!!! :D :p :yellghst:

Anyone know any good limricks?:cool: