Master Shake: "Will this hurt him?"

Frylock: "It shouldn't."

Master Shake: "Then why are we doing it?"

"Bears are crazy ones. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it." -Space Ghost

"Good lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt." -Chalmers

Skinner: "What's so special about tonight?"

Mother: "Nothing! Now put on your special suit and get in the car!"

Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet."

Bart: "Not if they called 'em stench-blossoms."

Abe: "Hey, beautiful."

Agnes: "In your dreams."

Abe: "We'll see about that! *passes out, snores*"

"Come, boogaloo with Rolf! Show me where your momma lives!" -Rolf

Karl: "How was I supposta know you liked her?"

Bravo: "Hot babe... with a treehouse. What's not ta like?"

"Oh, yeah. Your dad usta be smart as a monkey. Then his brain got lazy, and now, he's as dumb as a chimp." -Abe

Ms. Krabappel: "'Embiggens'... hmm... Ya know, I never heard that word until I moved to this town."

Other teacher: "I dunno why. It's a perfectly cromulent word."

"Could you get yer spine outta my eye, please?" -Bravo

"I know yer worried that I'm much prettier than you, but maybe the kids'll look like me. Now pucker up. It's time ta do the face-tango." -Bravo

"Well, alright. If it makes me look manly and rugged. Now gimme my makeup!" -Bravo

Fish: "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague upon all our houses!"

Mob: "He did?"

Fish: "No, but are we just gonna stand around until he does?!"

"Don't take my mouth!" -Ed