The heat index wasn't over 100 for like the millionth freaking time today.

It isn't so hot here that when it rains it feels like a sauna.

I didn't literally watch my truck sizzle and watch steam roll off it when rain hit the hood yesterday at about 2 pm.

I am so tickled pink that when I go to fill up my car that I immediately have to bend over and pray I have lube for the ass raping I am about to receive in the form of how much I pay for each gallon of gas I buy.

I am not apologetic for having had a really bad week and super tired and frustrated with the heat. In fact it has helped me keep a very good attitude this week.

I hate having a place like this to unwind after *not* having really bad days like I *didn't* just have today.

I would imagine that I'm going to have no difficulty at all staying awake today.

I think i'll just keep all these adorable little kittens - no one could give them a better home than me...

Well I definately don't wanna play with LAW's kitty!

coaster is totally not a pervert. he is the most wholesome, clean man I know.

Truly.

No, really.

We're ALL wholesome, clean-minded individuals!

I did not find ^^^ amusing at all!

masturbation is a HUGE waste of time, not to mention boooooooooooring. if you feel like masturbating you should go clean the bathroom instead~~it's much more fun.

I hate the thought of wyndhy masturbating. Especially if she does it while thinking about anal sex. That makes me feel awful inside.

i would never ever ever think about anal sex while masturbating. that's gross. i am ashamed of you aqua.

I think Aqua is all talk about this anal fetish of his.

I am setting the alarm, so that I can get up super-early tomorrow. :D

never mind the alarm, i'll call you at 4:30am :p:D

I'll make sure I take that call, too. :D

if you miss it, i'll call back every 2 minutes

I hope my voice mail doesn't get full.

I can't stand football season. I think I'll go antiquing instead.

I love to shop and would prefer it to watching football. Especially if there were beer involved in the football watching.

Watching football and drinking beer with a beautiful, intelligent woman doesn't interest me in the least. Where'sthe TV guide...need to see what QVC is offering today....

I'm sure we'd have a horrible time (not) watching the game. ;)

:slurp:

I can't think of one thing that would distract us from the game. Not one.

I'm not sensitive at all.

I didn't enjoy our alone time this weekend at all. :D

I'm easily impressed.

I hate having to stare at Lil's butt!

I don't miss not being able to be at Pixies during the day one bit.

I had such a great time at work today. People are so wonderful when they are stressed out.

I despise going down on a freshly shaved pussy. It disgusts and irritates me to no end. Oh god, why could she not have a rainforrest jungle bush down there? Why God, Why?....

I hate the fact that people are so protective of me.

I think you are all arrogant, egotistical, completely unwelcoming, cold and mean...-cries-

Well, I know we *hate* newbies and resent the fact they post at all. ;)

-pouts and goes away, crawling into my little hole- I am completely offended and will stop posting and never come here again, because IAK scared me off...

I tend to do that ^^^ a lot to newbies...I have the reputation here for not being friendly at all.

I think we're not going to be friends at all...

I'm really quite focused and not eminently distractable

I'm wide awake and not tired at all.

I sat at home and did nothing all weekend.

I went out and partied all weekend and I'm thrilled about it.

I'm not sad at all that my daughter starts back to school on Thursday.

well you totally would NOT have been welcome to come with me. It was a "no perverts allowed" group.