LoveDiva4u---That picture reminds me of a girl that I went out with
in High School.Kind of smells like her too!Thanks for the memories!
Irish

Viagra can kill you.... :D :D

Chinese food anyone???? :D :D

Know what ya mean, Irish...y'know, some guys won't eat it if it smells like fish!

Scotz---I was stationed with a guy who was married for years and
always scoffed at the other guys;saying that he would never do that;a real Redneck.He came to work one day and had tried the act and loved it!After that he couldn't do it enough!To appreciate
it;you had to listen to how adamant he was about not doing it and how judgemental he was about anyone who did.A last of the
caveman type.(Women are here for mens pleasure) Irish

I think it's the other way around Irish...Men are here for women's pleasure!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :p :p

Be careful with your reply here Irish. This field is fraught with many mines. Many have tried but few have successfully travailed its path. :D :D

LoveDiva4u---In case you didn't know.I meant that was the way that he thought;not me.I believe that each person should contribute equally.That's what makes a good relationship! Irish

Bravo!!! Successfully navigated. Diva...?:p :p :p

<Walks in. Tips hat to Irish. Walks Out.>

( but I still stand by my comment) :D :D

Nubian---I don't figure out how to word my replies.I just shoot
from the hip.If people don't like my replies;I'm sorry.That's what
makes the world go around.You can't make all of the people happy all of the time. Irish
P.S.Thanks for the advice!

Diva...And none would dare disagree with said comments. (At least I know I wouldn't.)

I must say I respect that Irish. Me? I'm sometimes too engaged in making sure that I don't ruffle any feathers. But I'm learning. :p :p

Ok, we'll just play it Diva's way... we're just life-support systems for a penis ;) :D :rolleyes:

ROTFLMFAO @ Scitzoid

dangers of bungee jumping!
 

ladies... beware when bungy jumping

veggies might be good for some...

a day at the beach

I'll just pass on dessert...

What can I say?
 

Words just can't do this one justice :)

He must have really ducked out for a wee.

It's a bit late...
 

but here's some xmas pix

another

yet another

still another

Those are repeats Legend!!! :p :p

I beat you to it a longggggggg time ago....:D :D :p ;)

Secrets for a successful marriage
 

My wife and I have all the secrets for making a marriage last:

1.Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Her's is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now.

8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...
I said dust.

Confession
 

An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession:

"Father, during WW2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess."

"It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual favors."

"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy will balance the good and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven."

"Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have one more question."

"And what is that,?" asked the priest.

The old man replied, "Should I tell her the war is over?"

ok. :o I haven't been here that long u know.

That's ok Legend..I was just teasing :D :p...I know there are ALOT of pages to go through to see what was posted already...

Diva - has an aimated gif pic about the real reason for beer bellies been posted? I'll put it up if it hasn't.

Duh.....I don't know...check!!!! :D :D :p

Go ahead and post it anyway!!! :D

well it doesn't matter anyway, cause the file is too big :mad:

LMAO

you mock me.....:fish:

I like the bar stools... :D :p

Will men never learn??? :D :D

Cocks....aren't just for sex anymore!! :D ;) :D

LMAO.

likely this has been posted before, but I do not recall seeing it here...

DO NOT mess with THIS squirrel!!!!