Even more to be thrilled about.

I could not *wait* to push him out the door this morning. I hate how he takes up part of the bed, and his "stuff" clutters my bathroom. Nope, I hope he doesn't do that again soon.

I don't have a bat living in my cellar.

I am not a pixie addict

i can't wait for velour to come back in style.

I didn't see a young girl wearing maroon velvet pants climbing out of a sailboat.

i swear that wrapping the sand paper around the spindles on the banister and stroking it up and down and around and around didn't make me think of anything besides sanding spindles.

I can't do that for hours.

I can't do...um...*that* for hours. :hot:

you two are gross

I take it wyndhy wouldn't be interested in a threesome, then.

Like you'd wanna see that.

Oh, I have no interest whatsoever in that.

i am appalled you even suggested it, KG. after i stop gagging, i am going to report you to the pervert police

I am not the Chief of the pervert police.

I'm not wondering if the pervert police are policing the perverts to make sure they do it right. :D

at least the chief of the pervert police doesn't do body cavity searches

That's a relief!

Oooooooooooooooo, I Fucking Hate My Car!!

You should! I can't believe you even bought one! I'd never buy one of those!

i would :p

but i'd never try to figure out what the best position to have sex in it would be. car sex is lame-o

I'm not 6'3" tall...and car sex would be very easy for me in my current vehicle.

I'm not happy at all with my new life.

I didn't find a new band that I like called a Dog Named David

if we get a dog, let's name him david

I'm sure glad I don't know anyone named David.

i am not as think as you drunk i am.............occifer.

I'm never picking on "Uncle Panty" again!!

I have an uncle that wears panties.

Ahahahahahahaha

I love menstruation!

Yep, me too. It blends well with wheat thins LMAO

:yikes:

i could easily paint another 3000sq feet of ceiling. no problem. love it.

You should've called me! I would've been glad to help you!

I'd never eat half a BIG bag of Tostitos with a Hint of Lime before dinner. :yikes:

I'm not glad to see her. ^^^

Me either. And I didn't miss ^^ at all. :x:

I don't think what she ^^^ posted was sweet at all. :)

I didn't like what I got last night and this morning at all.
I don't want anymore of it. :D

I just love it when the plumbing goes wacky in the house cuz I know just how to fix it.