Hey Man, be one with Nature, like....
 

Not quite kosher.

Kinda gives a new meaning to "down on the farm"....

Music Man

Portnoy's Lamb-chop?

OF---From looking at your last thread;I can see that you need some explanation of some sexual terms.
Flop-off:One wing of a chicken is glued to his(her) body.You place the chicken on your hard-on and let him go.He rotates and you
get "flopped-off!"
Walk-off:You lay in a bathtub;on your back.Your hard penis is stick
ing out of the water(just the head)You glue a flies wings to his
body.You place him on the head of your penis and let him go!
You then get"walked-off!"
I hope these sexual definitions have been explanatory enough.
Irish

Is that like attaching your cock to a car-lift?

Being Jacked off?

hey I don't like any one pm'ing me If I find something I feel funny I will send it _ don''t hassle me

Paximbello

If someone's hassling you, tell Diva.

She'll post a warning to the offender.

Her job, she's a moderator.

Paximbello

I tried to PM you, but I see I can't. :(

If someone is bothering you, please let me know.

I will deal with them.

And that goes for all members.

Like Oldfart said ..it's my job.

And an excellent job she does, too

Here's a new workout video...

owww... owww.... owww... owww... damn, now that is what I call working it out!

OUCH!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE TWISTED MAN'S KAMA SUTRA!!!!!!

I thought that I recognised her best side! Irish

Actually guys....you should try out that position....Mmmmm..it is awesome...it's not any worse than the lady sitting on you and grinding back and forth on you as hard as she can...... :D :D :) :D

don't know about that.....looks like you'd have to have a rubber roger :eek:

It looks great if you're a 75 lb slim type.

I'm 225lb and not built for that.

I'll settle for a lady sitting on my lap.

Me too also OF... can't even do ONE of those handclap pushups!

Beer
 

Don't think this is a repeat, but it's getting harder to remember.

This is just bad....LOL..I hate the Simpsons!!!!

LoveDiva4u---I can't beleive that you don't like the Simpsons.They
crack me up.Especially Bart&Homer.Bart reminds me of the stupid things that I did in my youth.I like him;mostly;because he is so irreverent about everything.Homer and his"Duf"beer remind me of my drinking days when all that I really cared about was were that I got my next beer.I have a T-shirt that has Bart on it.It says
Underachiever and proud of it! Irish

i'm with Irish, the Simpsons rock :)

The Simpsons rule.

I know people like them, in facets.

Re: Beer
 

I see your FORGETTER is working better too............. :)

Um..........

Re: Don't have pic..will this do??
 

really good stuff i must say...am going to be carefull about where i keep my hands next time...LOL

A man is going off to a business trip and doesn't want his wife to cheat on him.
To make sure of that, he goes to a shop called "Joe's Dildos" and asks him for the best dildo he has to give his wife enough fun to last her until he returns.
"Well, how about this 10 incher?"(25.4 cm) "No, I need a SPECIAL one".
"OK", The guy says, He pulls out a box with strange markings that translate to
"THE VOODOO DICK."

"This is the best one I got. You say "Voodo dick" and then what you want it to work on."
"Really? Let's test it. Voodoo dick the door! The dildo flew out of the box, went over to the door, and worked it until the door broke in half, "Voodoo dick the box!" The huge fake penis flew back to the box and settled down.
the guy bought it, and presented it to his wife explaining to her the instructions for use "See, you say Voodo dick and then what you want it to slam."
So the wife decides to begin immediately, so she says "Voodoo dick" my pussy!!!! And she leans back on the bed and begins to shake …it's so good, the guy is satisfied and leaves. After about 6 Hours pass of good great sex, the wife wants it to stop.
"Voodo dick stop!" But nothing happens. So she gets into the car, and drives shakily to the hospital. She gets pulled over for swerving, and the cop says "How come you can't drive normal?"
The wife reponds, "wwwelllll ooofffiiicccerrrr, tttttthhhheerrreeeessss aaaa Voooddddoooooo
ddddiiiiccckkkkkk ssstttuuuccckkk iiiinnn mmyyyy ppppussssyyyyyyyy"

The cop doesn't believe her and says sarcastically…"Voodoo dick? give me a break ..!! voodoo dick my ass!!!!"

I think that i am falling in love with Diva

Required behaviour for the Forum, Des.

Tis Not Oldfart!!! :p :D


Remember you mom telling you to eat your veggies????

Well here ya go.....eat these!!:D :D

Happy Everything...
 

With more Holidays coming up..thought some of you might need this...:D :p :D

Rofl thats sooo funny...

Have to disagree, Diva... you got the Vulcan Death Grip on several hearts round here...

Do you think the figure on the left seems to be crossing her legs in fear of the figure on the right? Just a thought...

Love is a many splendered thing
 

falling in love...can't help it ....diva..wonderfull stuff..where do you get those...

Beware, Love leads to.....Marriage
 

Probably a repeat, but always good advice.

Beware marriage......

you could say that's a really nice view :D

Legend---Besides the fact that it is human nature to look;look at
his spouse!Who could blame him?I once told my wife that when I
stop looking;she had better start worrying;because I just turned
Gay. Irish

Irish - when i'm walking around the shopping centre, i'm hardly ever looking where i'm going :D

Legend---That was the one thing that I liked about my parents
making me go to Sunday Mass.It gave you a great chance to scope out the girls going to Communion.It was hard to genuflect
with a hard-on tho. Irish
P.S.Religion can be benifical!

Irish - it's also hard to drive near a beachside road. too many distractions :D


here's a pic for everyone....i'm sure you'll get a kick out of it :D
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/whats_wrong.htm

^ That one made me fall of my chair the first time I saw it; I believe my heart is still somewhere out there...

I'm sorry if this one has been posted before, but it just cracks me up every time...it makes ya think twice right? ;)

for Aquaman43