My dog didn't piss up my neighbors leg and we didn't nearly pass out from laughing

That ^^^^ just ins't funny!!!

I asbsolutely LOVE 3 hour OB conference calls when I haven't yet had a chance to eat dinner -- and it's 11 pm!!! :(

I crave mornings like today, when I wake up with a headache--nothing better!

My cat is the greatest. She is heat and wants to sing to me all the time! She's such a sweetheart.

P.S. I may not have Chinese for dinner, ifyou know what i mean...Kung Pao Kitty, anyone?

I've had it...tastes a bit gamey. I prefer "Hoo Flung Poo".

I'm all about the chowhound!

I am turned on at the thought of Michael Jackson getting a "macho makeover".

I would *never* drink so much water that I spent half the day in the bathroom. And I plan to do it again tomorrow too. :rolleyes2

When I woke up this morning, my cock was sooooooooo soft.

^^ oh, yuck. ^^

I ignored it and didn't make coffee.

I love having insomnia.

puns just aren't funny.

I don't chuckle when I discover someone with yet another nickname on a message board.

I want to run to 20659860942682098 more stores this afternoon with whiny children in tow.

I want to work all afternoon and night until I can't work anymore

I totally don't need to grade any papers tonight - i'm sure all my students are doing splendidly.

I hope the cold that has turned him into a six-year-old lasts forever.

I am not nervous at all for my audition Thursday.

I love folding a basket full of socks....it just makes my day!!!

I just FOUND pixies, have not looked at any of the photos, But mannage to post often!

I'm totally not in the mood to lay in bed & watch old movies all day long, while the rain drops splatter onto the skylight.

I don't want a skylight!

(LOL hardr0ck68 -- welcome to the land of posting!)

Skylights suck! Especially when you're laying under them receiving oral while you gaze at the stars.

WI's wife better rush out and have a skylight put in, or WI's girlfriend is going to be seeing much more of him. :p :rofl:

You know...my girlfriend DOES have a skylight! :hot:

I don't want to see more of him!

I'm thrilled to see grey pubic hairs!

I did not lie yesterday and tell my boyfriend I spotted grey pubic hairs on him to make him look!

I'm so disappointed to see that Ienki is on the site right now.

Ienki is neither sexy nor missed 'round here!

:confused: Ienki? Never heard of her!

no pixies for five days is a good thing. i'm really bummed i had the time to stop by here this morning.

i have no hugs or kisses for anyone i missed.

I didn't even notice you were gone.

Gee you all make me feel alienated and as if I should never have stuck my nose back in this place.

No warm fuzzies for me!

Speaking of which...did any of you know that I've never shown a picture of my "warm and fuzzy"?

I've never posted any pictures of my "warm and fuzzy" either!

Thank goodness! I'd hate to see that! :hot:


I'd hate to see new pics too, now that I think of it.

I don't miss ^^^ at all.

I don't even like logging on to Pixies.