Pixies? :confused:

Never heard of it.

i would never use my tongue to clean off a toy after phone sex.

Eeeeew, that's gross!

Makes me glad I don't use sex toys! :D

i am soooooo not excited that i have to leave for the airport in less than 35 minutes. <yawn>

the 'i missed you a whole helluva lot' sex is sure to be lame anyway.

I won't be listening for that. ^^^

I didn't want more hours or more money.

I'd NEVER skip class to stay in bed with Mr. Osuche...celebrating our wedding anniversary in the right way. ;)

I love being an anxious person.

I never knew you were anxious!

Ditto!

And I'm not hungry.

Nope...Steph's never hungry and I never email her to hear about it.

I've decided to give up carbs.

this rain is just what I needed to really kick start my outdoor walking regimine.

I'm sure that, since weather.com is calling for a 100% chance of rain on Saturday, that it won't interfere at all with soccer games.

I'd never seriously consider having cold pizza and ice cream for breakfast! :D

I wasn't thinking of having chocolate cake for my first meal today.

I wouldn't ever encourage that ^^ ( :D ) and maybe even offer to make it ala mode.

I'm outside doing a rain dance.

I'm sure that WI's rain dance isn't working, either.

I don't want to goof off all evening

I was impressed when a drunk guy in a cab asked me if I wanted to perform oral on him.

I wasn't impressed when he told the cabbie to drive away when I didn't yell, "Do you ask your mama such questions?"

I did *not* drink that whole bottle of wine all by myself this afternoon.

Since I'm wide awake, I probably ought to go to bed.

I'm not scared at all about what my daughter is "cooking" in the kitchen. :rolleyes2

It's been soooooooo long since I've posted pictures. Years in fact.

who cares??? i'd never look anyway^^^

I know that wyndhy would never ever look... and I'm glad!

i'm serious...posting pictures is boooorrrr-ring!
i'd never look...and i'd never post any either.

And the stories here suck. Especially wyndhy's. So bad, that I'd light myself on fire before taking one with me to the bathroom stall.

I wouldn't pee on you to put you out :p

OMG... ROPMLMAO! :rofl: :grin: :rofl:

I mean...

That's not very funny Lilith. :mad:

i'm not blushing...not in the least.
and i never read the stories...that would make me a perv, which! i am not!!

and i won't spray aqua with febreeze or urine out once lil is finished not peeing on him

I want a phone just like Steph has. :D

I know I'll remember to buy a new phone. :wobble:

I'm so glad it's raining today. But on the bright side, the rain did make it easier to get out of my cold bed, where I definately was not enjoying the way the sheets feel against my non-nude body.

I didn't have the same problem as WI.


My body is not hurting like a motherfucker, and I really want to go to work. Some days I wish I could have RA flare ups ALL the time!

I did not spend the afternoon digging through owl puke with my kiddos.

that sounds yummy !!!^^^!!! :slurp: and i don't care what you thought you'd find in a pile of owl puke.

I'm never gonna get frustrated again looking at my wife's credit card bill.

Spend your heart out, honey!

:bang:

I am heartbroken at the prospect of not working Thursday and Friday, especially since it means I get to have lunch with my sweetie.