i would never turn my head real quick and try to slip my tongue in zeph's mouth when he gave me that friendly kiss.

i never bite either...especially shoulders or chins.

i don't have a hug for aqua 'cause he's having a great day and doesn't need one.

Grrrr
 

I didn't just realize how sad I am going to be that Maddy no longer lives in Texas.

Texas won't miss her here at all. And I am not thinking of the Bowling for Soup song "come back to Texas" for her.

Could care less that at least she will still be here at Pixie.

Am not wondering how good exactly Wyndhy is at kissing since she wouldn't be slipping me the tongue since I didn't kiss her.

Love having bad days and totally could care less that someone else is having one and wouldn't offer up someone that did a cool refreshing drink of their choice as a form of cheers and hoping their day got better.

i did not just get called on fucking up my post to the opposite thread

Maddy's move to NE dropped our collective IQ at least ten points.

I didn't just eat one of those God-awful frosted fruit pies from a vending machine.

I don't mean, two.

And I'd never whip a frosty MT Dew in Aqua's general direction.

Too much fiber? :D

And i can definately wait to see them............

I'm not pleased at all that the optometrist who didn't fuck up and give me glasses that weren't discontinued and were defective last week, which didn't take a week and a half to get to me, called me this afternoon to tell me that the replacement glasses, which weren't more expensive, weren't in and ready to be picked up, even though I didn't order them Thursday night.

Ohhhhhhh^^^^^^^^^ i bet you look really cool in those glasses!

Actually, I don't look cool in them. At all. I've received no compliments on them already, either.

Liars....... all LIARS! ooooooooops, wrong thread!~

I'm not going home.


And I didn't just fart. Probably not because of the two vending machine pies I didn't eat.

I got soooooooooo much done today!

My workout didn't get cut short at the gym today. But if it had, it wouldn't be becuase my son got bonked over the head at daycare.

I am apparently not a bitch

yes you are ^^^

I don't hear a train whistle