What if Johnny Cash woke up on Friday morning instead of Sunday morning

What if the world was flat?

What if Bonnie Tyler had been holding out for a Cabana Boy instead of a hero?

What if Willie Nelson didn't want to get on the road again?

What if peter Paul and Mary's Marvelous Little T was actually a vibrator :nod:

What if Mick Jagger was dyslexic and sang "Hey McCloud get off my ewe"

What if "Weird Al" Yankovic sang ordinary songs instead of parody?

What if the Vogues came home in their 5 o'clock world and found that long hair girl left with the neighbor?

What if the Verve's symphony was sickly-sweet?

What if Elvis didn't leave the building?

What if it didn't follow, as the night the day?

What if there was whirled peas?

What if the Platter's had sang a song called "Only You ... and your sisters ... and your neighbors girls ... and any others that happened by."

What if you went out to start your car and as you unlocked the door, it started?

What if Beethoven never wrote any symphonies?