OK.........OK..........I'll fess up! It was ME Fussy! Yep! Me! I sneak into your house at night.......I open your drawers........I fumble around a bit (for bits) and then I grab hold and make a run for it!

*Sitting and counting the loot I have accumulated*

If you need them...........PM me for my address!

*giggles!*

Happy Holidays "Yummy Pants"!!!!!!!

Is this a new -albeit twisted- variation on the old panty raid scheme?

A "sock raid" of sorts? :confused:

We're not going to have folks sniffing dirty socks are we? :eek:

Incitatus---You may have,unwittingly,stumbled upon some-
thing here.I never thought of sniffing dirty socks!Do the soles
or toes,smell more like the crotch of panties?You may go down
,in History,as discovering the newest use for socks.There are
two socks,in the hamper,but only one pair of panties.Double
your pleasure,double your fun. Irish

I remember seeing a "Married with Children" episode that dealt with Al's missing socks.........

Seems aliens were sneaking in to steal the dirty ones in the middle of the night for fuel for their spaceship!

I remember an inner peace filling me after seeing this and I no longer wondered......;)

It's the only logical answer in my opinion!!! :)

Yep....same scenerio in this house too. I think they all end up in the "Hoze Zone". You are not alone...hahahaha

BIBI---You mean that there was someone on "Married With
Children"besides that good looking blonde girl? Irish
P.S.Actually,Al was my hero!He was like most of the guys that
I knew.

Sorry, FP, you missed you chance. Instead of naming this thread "Why the F*%& ?!?!?!", you should have named it "Why the sock?"

That's the Sock Monster that lives under my bed, once in awhile he runs short here and has to venture out, sorry, I'll go shopping tomorrow.