I've never put my cock where it shouldn't be :D

Damn wish i could say that T-S, but i blame alcohol...

I have never hit myself upside the head with a lead pipe.

I haven't been to a University of Kentucky basketball game.

I've never dyed my hair :p

Perhaps that´s not so bad. Pissing to an electric fence is not a pleasure :D.

I have never had a one night stand. I tried twice but each one became relationships.....one for over 7 years and one that I just ended after a year!

lol! Poor Bibi! :)

*Volunteers for BIBI*

I have never had sex in the open air at Glen Coe-------yet!!-----------got to wait for warmer weather,and miss the "midgie" season!!
Midges--nasty wee flying bugs who find their target and bite!!!

*singing* "Don't whiz on the Electric Fence"

OMG REN AND STIMPY WAS AWESOME! LoL.... I still never been in a TRUE fight...

I've never been in a fist fight...............with a female:o

I've never been to the Great Steamboat Race...but have been to the Kentucky Derby...but never in the infield.

I Love Southern Women................Just so dayummmmm Cute. ;)

I never imagined i'd have such a great guy in my life :)