osuche...You are beutiful! I dont think you need any plastic surgoens...your perfect as you are.

Thank you, sweetie. Everyone has a "fat" day now and again. ANd I find more recently I have "sag" days also. Depressing but true. <sigh>

Flattery will get you everywhere. :D

Seeking uninhibited males and females for sexual escapades in all possible permutations that leave us breathless and giggling like children. Leave your baggage at the door--guilt, worry, restraint, possessiveness need not apply. You won't regret it.

If this sounds like you, PM me. Seriously.

Thanks,
Red

Osuche ... those "sag" days are called gravity storms.

They'll pass.

So, Where do I apply?

:D

20 yr old male seeking fun loving, open minded, sexaholics like myself for sex chat, phone, email, messenger, or possible encounters. I'm just looking for some good old fashioned, no guilt, no baggage, no strings attached fun. If this is what you want also, send me a pm, I cant wait to hear from ya :)

Wanted: someone to get me out of this blame house every now and then....... oh and a tall ,green eyed, redhead ,male ,between 19-30. lol :D

I'm a friend of Aqua. :D


Ok, maybe it would include "balding, skinny, cunnilingus loving Irish goofball with a spastic pecker with a mind of it's own seeks a woman he can sink his teeth into; for love, laughter, fun and friendship...with my wife's permission of course."

Wanted: Intellectual and physical partner seeking loving but not necessarily monogamous relationship. Seeking man who will challenge me but still thinks I'm wonderful. All applications considered.

Wanted: someone who can wrap there legs around me tight enough that when I explode they dont go through the opposite wall.

I think I can handle that.

:D
That is damn funny! Damn funny indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd write an ad, but, shit, who'd buy this old fool. Sorry, wrote it out loud again.

Wanted:^^^^ A sweet man that needs someone to show them friendship and total exceptance for who they are. Apply anytime.

Wanted, woman who can bring out the best in me and accept a sensitive child-at- heart.
BTW Osuche, you are wonderful Hon, any guy will see that blindfolded.

Wow, what sweet replies.

Wanted: Someone who will accept me as I am, let me love them as much as I can, hold me close to them at night like they won't ever let go, kiss me sweetly in public, whisper sweet nothings to me, hold me in your arms on a porch swing like there's no tomorrow, be my best friend and open about everything, talk completely dirty to me, slip your hand up my skirt at any time, leave me love notes, must be controlling in the bedroom and want to make sweet love to me at all times.

Yeah, so what,,,,,nothing wrong with dreaming.


p.s. I think I have him already. ;)