I would say that I could sing, but we all know there's no music on MTV anymore...so, sure! ;)

/me drops that chat room pin for the last time...then bends over to get it. ;)

/me wanders in naked saying ...

It's about time we got this Pixies orgy going ...

/me sad but horny......

who wants my cock first - all pixies welcome

OK, my paddle has been missing for a couple of months, and I just found it again last night. This thing is just itching to be used, so...

EVERY last one of you pixie's members line up and bend over!!!

/ me finally gets a plane ticket to Ioway, watch out __________!

/me sings do me do me babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy

/me is glad skip changed his av back to that one ^^^^

/me realizes the closest airport is 1-1/2 hours away and hops into the car :D

/me runs naked through the room, while at the same time making the motions and singing "YMCA," just to piss skippy off. :D

last woman that pissed me off i took in the closet hard for hours

~now thinking of what else she can do to push skip over the edge~ ;)

spank me that always works....lol

/me runs into her former high school principal's office and grabs "The Enforcer" (while her former high school principal stares increduously at her naked body), runs back, paddles skippy's little bottom, and takes off running.

/me toes curl