Wasn't there a French President about a hundred years ago who expired at his desk while enjoying a blowjob from his naked mistress kneeling between his legs. In his final spasms he had clenched his hands in her hair, and his staff were brought running by her screams.

As this was France, she was cut free, dressed and hurried off. Everyone about Paris knew but no-one made a scandal out of such a private thing. How civilised, and how unlike today!

My fantasy...how abotu a room full of Pixies in a free-for-all? With all the fixins DaDa and others described...