It's the only way you can pass her post count:p

August 25, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 25, 2042, as you slip silently into the night.

So Party at my Dungeon the week before.......cuz I wanna go out with a blast.......Muahahahaha

I think that we should be allowed,to pick our means of death!
An auto-erotic death sounds alot better than Cancer to me!
Anyone for a poll? Irish

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2037
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (47%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


Hmmmmm.... guess I lead a boring, sedate life! I would have never guessed that my heart attack would get me before the cancer.... will most likely happen while being mauled, then get put down to end my misery. :confused:

November 12, 2005
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

LMAO!!!!!! I knew I was living on the edge but GEEZE!!!!!!:rolleyes: Guess I better cut back a little on the wild shit.......:D

December 10, 2041
at 59 years of age... :(

babybunny---I'm 59 now.You still have alot to look forward to!
Irish

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 1, 2041
at the age of 66 years old.

sigh...66..:(

January 24, 2030
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

LMAO. It *has* to be the fact that I'm so sweet...or can't eat sweets, one or the other. :D

You think he'd still have a shot at passing me, even at that????

If I average 6 posts per day for ten years (not counting weekends and vacations) I could make up the difference!

I knew you'd figure it up. ;) :D

Ok, so I'm predictable. ha ha

Time to stir things up.

hmm.... 80 years old... I can deal with that...

You can expect to die on:
August 7, 2053 at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

wow...why is everyone gonna die of cancer?