Take two asprin and go to bed.

to give me a generous allowance for the rest of my life. :)

Who thinks the sun rises and sets over me... and who treats me like a princess ;)

hhheeelllp..... I need somebody.........
 

to teach me how to operate the darn p/c!!!
and then to spend long afternoons finding all the best positions :69: :hump: :hot: :lust:

HEELLLLPPP!

I need somebody to lay around in bed with allll day

Heeellllpppp!!!! I need somebody to........
 

to lay back while i lick them until they cum screaming !!!!!!!!! :slurp:

Help! I need somebody....

to paint my living room

Help! I need somebody to replace our weatherman with one that does better forecasts.

to eat with me

Eat you?...or eat with you? ;)


I need someone to rub my shoulders...

Boy, I could use that, too, Eros. Good ideas should be encouraged. :D :D

to chat with!?:slurp:

to give me a whole bunch of money

I'm not playing here, i'm serious...

I need someone to kiss passionately