You people are too funny!

Can I be so shallow as to say Pixies? :spin:

Allowing myself to be the person that thinks of her first and always. Now is that mushy or what?

uh. they're a nickle now, old man. mcdonald's burgers aren't 5 for a dime anymore and a shave and a haircut ain't two bits either. :p:D

^^^^^That sounds interesting.. ;)

Mine? Well, I like to buy a jar chocolate frosting and put it in the fridge and eat a spoonful of it every now and then..

my guilty secrets include:

late night toast snacks (about 8 slices)
bacon and sausage sandwiches
convincing women to strip for me online
having sex at work
getting dirty texts or e-mails at work and going for a jerk off
:D

when i am driving by myself on long road trips, i like to set the cruise control and masturbate. a few times i have "timed" myself to see how many miles it takes for me to climax.


my best?
















.04 mile at 55mph

:yikes: NOW I remember! That's why I grew my beard.

I guess I need to spend more time in the HI-SPEED lane. :boink:

Last night....touching myself before he came to bed. Half of the fun was wondering if he would walk in. :D

Guilty pleasures....hmmm....our new apartment came furnished, and the has this horrible couch with big poofy arms. But it's just the right height to ride...one foot on the floor, one knee on the cushion. Don't know what possessed me to try that last week, but did it while the little bullet vibe inside me was buzzing away and WOW. I've been good about keeping my panties ON so far, but even so....part of me wonders what the owners would think ;).

Oh, as far as food goes, there's nothing I won't do for oreos and a glass of milk. Guess I never really grew up....just got curvey ;).

Finding a lady who hasn't discovered the pleasures of going smooth down below. Always carry a razor with me, and I can always kiss it better if I happen to nick something tender. :slurp:

I love to feel him while he sleeps... *blush*

Just checking in...it's still creampies. lmfao

:wave:

Me, too!

Guilty Pleasures
 

hi,
Pixie's is a guilty pleasure for certain. It's great what the
imagination can do along with the written word.
Another guilty pleasure are my futile attempts at writing a story that
I consider worthy of being read by all of you. :wobble:
F_S

cumcakes on cam.