I might just have to consider some of these for a higher-up-the-food-chain-than-me that's a complete and utter moron.

glue some pages of their daily planner together....not the entire page but a spot right in the middle so that when they open their book and open the page quickly..rrrip...".oops was someone messy with something last time that they were in their planner?"

A dead fly/bug or a hair is also lovely to find in one's brown paper bag lunch/sandwich/food.

Or simply stare through the tines of your fork and pretend that they are in Prison for the Criminally Stooooopid.

:D~~I am having waaaaaay too much fun with this~~:D

*remembers never to piss yall off*

LMAO i m luving theese

Ain't nothing wrong with the good ole fashioned "Kick Me" sign on her back.

Unwrap some feminine napkins (the kind with wings) and stick "fancy jet plane" stickers to her car windshield.

Share lunch with her one day. Make her tuna sandwich out of cat food! <---my kind of "killing with kindness".

Every time she says something remotely funny...laugh at her like Pee Wee Herman.

Call her cell phone several times a day for a week, asking for Anna Banana (or something silly like that). At the end of the week call her and tell her you are Anna Banana and ask if you have any messages.



OMG...I didn't know I had this many (and many more) in me!!!!

Where to start??
 

Well Lil I have a few that you might find funny.

Put sugar in her gas tank of her car. It's real easy, open the valve and pour. Shes drive for a bit and when the sugar mixes with the petrol in the engine......let me just say you don't want to be her when it happens.

Super glue everything on her desk to her desk. I do mean EVERYTHING!

Get a feminine napkin with wings or just regular and put red cordial or red nail polish in the centre, make it run a bit and leave it on her desk.

This one is a bit out there, but if done correctly can be funny as.
Where a clean tapon around either one of your ears and when she asks you "why are you wearing that tapon on your ear?" look at her with a stern look on your face and say "to remind me of the cunt that stole my pencil"

Put pintacks on her seat.

Rig her seat up in a way so when she goes to sit down it moves out of the way and she lands on her ass on the floor.

Fake dog poop in her draw.

Mix water with sugar and put it in one of those spray bottles that you have cleaning solvents in. You know that type that have a trigger handle on them. Spray her desk and watch the ants go to work.

Today she made a mistake and started with me. I don't think she'll come back tomorrow.

/me wishes that she was a fly on the wall to see and hear that^^^

Did you use one or more of these suggestions?

"I don't think she'll come back tomorrow."

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Is there anything we need to know, Fifth Amendment notwithstanding?

No, she just called me out in the middle of class, after we had just had a serious incident with the students, to complain about the way something was handled and her role in it. Her selfishness astounds me. I was polite but firm, in that shut he fuck up , I'm tired of dealing with your sorry ass, and you only have 2 more days here, sort of way. Without having said anything of the sort.

Lil i'm sorry you're having to go through this. Someone undercutting you with students can be a big pain in the ass.

One of my girlfriends at work and i have a running gag.

She rearranged the contents of all my file cabinets.

I changed the locks on her classroom door.

She turned every desk in my room upside down.

So I removed every flourescent lightbulb from her room.

It's been quite fun, really, but the paybacks are going to be a bitch.

Ultimately, isn't it so much more satisfying to let someone trip themselves up while you "help" them with your hands full of razor blades, & then watch them bleed to death from a thousand tiny cuts?

Nothing says revenge better than the kids on the playground talking about the teacher who can't stop farting in class, thanks to a handy dandy remote control fart noise machine duct taped under her swivle chair.

OK I must say she took the high road on this her last day.

She hugged me goodbye and told me that despite our issues she thought I was an excellent teacher.


Geez I almost wish I hadn't sent her that subscription to "Butt Pumpers" :D

Did she have her fingers crossed?