Never throw a wet mortar ( firework ) into the paper trash. Never know when someone might decide to burn it and fire dries even Dr. Pepper......... ehehehehehe
Lord Snow babe, I'm glad your dad took that as well as he did.


BTW For fun I do suggest a mortar and a soda can.... Ask Lord Snow for detailed instructions.



and finally,never doubt the revenge capabilities of a pine cone strapped between two rockets
boy, that fucker barrel-rolled and came back on the guys lighting the fuses!

Kyttn (pyro and co conspirator)

That ^ reminds me, when lighting firecrackers with a cigarette, never get confused as to which one you should throw after lighting.

No need to ask how I know this...

:rofl:


Never dry shave your private parts because you're camping and desperate. :yikes:

I'm wincing just reading it!

Never make absolute statements.

Absolutely not! :D

Never shut the garage door while the car is still under it.

never ignore a problem tooth

QFT

(yep....experience here too)

never stick your finger in an alligator's ass.

or a tiger's ass.

or an elephant's ass (for obvious reasons)