I'd trade a full body massage, finishing with a blow job, for the sizzling sex.

And if there are any complaints, returns and refunds are permissible!

*bump*

I'd trade my dark secrets for some really sizzling sex.

I would trade a weekend of construction work. I'll bring my toolbelt & work on whatever you need done.

And then we're doin it! ;)

My blackberry - oh wait - I couldn't get here without it so that won't work.

How about some good.... Ribs???? ;)