I want something I can't have.

I'm going to stay up all night

It's suppose to snow today.

The humidity is way, way down from yesterday.

I hate margarita's

My son never antagonizes me.

I'm sure glad that the fast food places have removed the calories and cholesterol from their food.

I was able to sleep in this morning.

I'm glad only honest politicians get elected.

Its so cool that i'm sleeping now!

I wonder why I can't walk through a store without the ladies groping, grabbing and attacking me.

I'd love to move back home to Kentucky. :D

I'd like to have my salary reduced.

I think I could survive quite well without air conditioning.

I was thinking I should give up my car for hitchhiking.

This is not a very special day for me.

(Have a happy ... er ... non-special day! :D)

The snow is really piling up outside.

The sound of little boys fighting is music to my ears.

Isn't it amazing how spilling your coffee can brighten a morning?

I'm NOT hungry.

I think I'll stay up all night so I'll be good and tired for work.

It sure has been fun at work today.

It sure hasn't been a stressful day today.

I hate that I have to stay at home with my brats.

When Antonio gets home from work, I'll greet him wearing nothing but my see-thru apron and high heels, and serve him his favorite icy beverage :blink:

I love walking all over the downtown area in this heat.

I'm feeling healthy and fit

My name is Antonio.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Banderas. :wave:



I grew up a sharecropper's daughter.

And I was a coal miner's daughter. :D

I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.

(OMG, OOOWWWWW! That's painful to think about even if it's NOT true!)

<---hates receiving oral sex, personally.

I am not laughing at WI^^^

That did not just make me cringe and bring tears to my eyes.

Boy, that's a painful lie ... and here I thought stirring hot coffee with mine was bad. :eek:

(We didn't allow that when I worked at Arby's. :grin: )



I couldn't survive on Beef & Cheddars.

I'm thinking of suggesting the priesthood to WI.

I sure wish my secretary would stay all friggin night!

I think i'd make a great Nun

That's why I go to Steak and Shake. :D