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I'm from Geelong, Melbourne, Australia..
1st post :)

welcome to Pixies quBsee :)

i'm in north Qld myself

OMG....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i missed this...!!!!!!!!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate's
Nikki from Western Australia..........
saying..........hi ya mate!!!!!!

Hi gang, does living ijn OZ for 30 years (but not anymore) qualify? Lived in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Peth, Brisbaine, and DARWIN (greatest place in OZ). :)

Goodday Sharniqua Had a few laughs reading the replys from Melboure syd1946

Ahh! I missed this thread!
I'm from Melbourne too!

CasperTG

welcome to Pixies syd1946 :)

Being UP-OVER, I can understand that.
 

They are a curious lot!:rolleyes:

bah... buncha boomerang-chuckin, koala-huggin, eucalyptus-chewin, Yahoo Serious-worshippin Foster's-drinkers.

Yep....and proud of it!!! :D

*wink*

bump what?

I am by the bay in Brisbane. Have koala bear in trees in backyard. I turn up in Texas in the US from time to time. No koala bears there!

Good. I would never have noticed it otherwise.

I was introduced to Pixie's by an Aussie from just south of Melbourne and have several chat friends scattered about. One day I hope to visit. No doubt that will be the highlight of my travels ever.

PERFECT timming! :D

I thought I was starting to get the hang of that down under utter, but had one run over me the other day here that had me so befuddled, I didn’t know what to ask. lmao

I’ll be back at ya as soon as I find the dingo jargon.;)


(*now where would I leave something I can’t read?* :confused: )

We are easy to understand in a complex sort of way.

Victoria right here

Geez, an Aussie just south of Melbourne, mmmmmmmm That would describe me but I didn't introduce BigBear57 though I am happy to see his posts at pixies. I reckon you are a good bloke mate.

Saw a post from Nikki and I wonder how she is. Married to Legend by now I expect. I hope she is well and happy but I do miss her emails.

GG

We all miss Nikki and Legend and wish them a bloody good 2004.

To all our Northern neighbours,

Don't try and understand us, just love us for who we are.

ahh so many aussies!!!

mexican here (melbournian!!!) :halo:

good to see you mate, welcome

Small world
 

Another launceston tasmania resident here .... What are the odds??

God bless Australia, WE ARE ONE

We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like.We are One Nation but divided into many States.

First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte, grand final day, and big horse races. Its capital is Melbourne, whose chief marketing pitch is that "it's liveable". At least that's what they think.
The rest of us think it is too bloody cold and wet.

Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital Sydney has more queens than any other city in the world and is proud of it. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.

Down south we have Tasmania, a State based on the notion that the family that bonks together stays together. In Tassie, everyone gets an extra chromosome at conception. Maps of the State bring smiles to the sternest faces. It holds the world record for a single mass shooting, which
the Yanks can't seem to beat no matter how often they try.

South Australia is the province of half-decent reds, a festival of foreigners and bizarre axe murders. SA is the state of innovation. Where else can you so effectively reuse country bank vaults and barrels as in Snowtown, just out of Adelaide (also named after a queen). They had the Grand Prix, but lost it when the views of Adelaide sent the Formula One drivers to sleep at the wheel.

Western Australia is too far from anywhere to be relevant. Its main claim to fame is that it doesn't have daylight saving because if it did,all the men would get erections on the bus on the way to work. WA was the last state to stop importing convicts and many of them still work there in the government and business.

The Northern Territory is the red heart of our land. Outback plains, sheep stations the size of Europe, kangaroos, Jackaroos, emus, Uluru, and dusty kids with big smiles. It also has the highest consumption of beer anywhere on the planet and its creek beds have the highest aluminium content of anywhere too. Although the Territory is the centrepiece of our national culture, few of us live there and the rest prefer to flyover it on our way to Bali.

And there's Queensland. While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half arsed sceptics, it is worth noting that
God probably made Queensland, as it's beautiful one day and perfect the
next. Why he filled it with dickheads remains a mystery.

Oh yes and there's Canberra. The less said the better.

We, the citizens of Oz, are united by Highways, whose treacherous twists
and turns kill more of us each year than murderers. We are united in our
>ust for international recognition, so desperate for praise we leap in joy
when a rag tag gaggle of corrupt IOC officials tells us Sydney is better
than Beijing. We are united by a democracy so flawed that a political party albeit a redneck gun toting one, can get a million votes and still not win one seat in Federal Parliament. Not that we're whingeing, we leave that to our Pommy immigrants.

We want to make "no worries mate" our national phrase, "she'll be right mate" our national attitude and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem (so what if it's about a sheep-stealing crim who commits suicide).

We love sport so much our newsreaders can read the death toll from a
sailing race and still tell us who's winning. And we're the best in the world at all the sports that count, like cricket, netball, rugby league and union, AFL, roo shooting, two up and horse racing. We also have the biggest rock, the tastiest pies, and the worst dressed Olympians in the known universe.

Only in Australia can a pizza delivery get to your house faster than an
ambulance. Only in Australia do we have bank doors wide open, no security guards, or cameras but chain the pens to the desk.

Stand proud Aussies - we shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed minded,sports obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it.

I am, you are, we are Australian!

P.S We also shoot and eat the two animals that are on our National Crest!!!! No other country has this distinction!

Thanks a heap
 

Geez G'day mate fancy having someone else from Lonnie at pixies :D

Welcome to pixies the best place in the world other than Tassie

Yep small small world

No cheek about the deep north thanks. *Shows red neck*

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Helloooooooo any more Aussies out there????

i am from a small town called romsey, 100km north of melbourne and i am supprised by the amount of aussies on this great site..........and for the afl fans on pixies Go Tigers!

Hiya moose...Welcome!

and that'd be Go Bombers!! :D:D

I thought this would be the appropriate thread to post this on.......if not please move it to a more appropriate spot.

I received this from one of my Yahoo groups and I thought it would be appreciated by our Aussie members.........at least I hope so.

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not.. oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is.. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

I've seen that before SS but it still is a great laugh.. TY.

SS, those are terrific. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

:D :grin: :D :grin: :D

Howdy from Adelaide
 

howdy gang, been a reader for ages and thought i might as well do a post
great seeing so many Aussie here

Love the Q&A....Funny thing is - those are real questions!