I ride up to the award ceremony on a white stallion. I had to use this horse as a guise tonight.....as I have been boinking for nearly three straight weeks now and I had to find a good excuse for the "bowed look".

I dismount and cry out........"Damn! My legs are killing me". Luckily no one hears me so I don't have to explain why I am in so much pain.

**I should have let DallasLiving take a breather from our hot monkey love sessions. He would have had a chance to pick up his award by now and I wouldn't have had to leave his bed to come and accept it and cover for his absence. I feel rather bad for complaining about my pain because he is totally exhausted and I am doing him two favors in getting his award and letting him get some well deserved rest! I mean, we were like lust bunnies.....going at it nearly ever waking moment for quite some time now. In the bath, in the bed, in the kitchen, in the yard, in the Volkswagon bus, at the concert, on the way back home, in the basement on the pool table, back in the bed, in the shower, at the door on the way out to the grocery store, at the grocery store in the isle with all the exotic food (we knew no one ever comes down that isle and a quickie did seem appropriate at the time), on the ride home again, on the threshold (as if we couldn't wait to get in the apartment)..........I mean.....whew! We didn't miss a spot in that whole place. I really should call a maid service too. I'll do that as soon as I get back........but, Note to self:.....Slip in quietly so I don't wake DL and call the service A.S.A.P. before he gets up and we go at it again. I just know I won't be able to keep my hands off him and make that call if he is awake when I get back!**

I hesitated a bit to reflect on the wonderful last few weeks and then I collect myself and my thoughts and proceed into the ceremony which is already back in full swing. When I enter, all heads turn to me and then I see several Pixie friends bend to the ear of their nearest neighbor and whisper something. No doubt they have noticed I am not my tip-top self. I just smile politely and nod to Sugarsprinkles in a gesture to take the podium.

Sugarsprinkles waves for me to come up and announces, "LixyChick will now accept the aforementioned award for DallasLiving". I step up to SS and give her a great big Pixie hug and take the mic from atop of the podium and stand at the edge of the stage.

"Ladies and Gentleman and everyone of any other gender.......I am back here again tonight to do two things. First I want to say that DallasLiving is in awe of this auspicious award and would have been here himself to accept but he has sprained his penis recently and the doctors say he will be "layed" up for a few more weeks. With his sincerest appologies and his most humble regards, I accept the, Oh My God, You Sure Would Look Good Naked On That Car-Are You Sure You're Not Related To Gene Simmons-Silver Tongue-Lick My Wet Panties Award, on his behalf. He said to tell you "That sure is a mouthful and he would surely love a mouthful of some of the beautiful Pixie ladies to show his appreciation!"

"I also have the auspicious honor of revealing the next award recipient.

For his sweet demeanor........for his very big, sexy, eye candy thread......for his ability to make us smile and cum back again and again to view new pics.......for seeming like an "old friend" even though he is fairly new to our family........for having one of the yummiest cocks I have ever laid my eyes on.......and for always having a sexy reply to everyone who posts to his series.........It is my honor and pleasure to award the "Long, Slow, Hot Rod" award to.........................

Slow Ride!!!!!!!!!

Slow Ride, please cum up here baby and show me your......er um.....accept this award! I present you with a ®Hot Wheels™ version of a race car in the shape of a rock hard cock. And may I suggest...........it could be fun to share your award with a certain deserving Pixie........ahem! Um.......yeah! It sure could be fun to share anything you want to share for that matter! *giggle*

How many times did the music cut her off before she was done...???

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

OMG ... Lixy, you are one of a kind. LMAO.

*laughing and clapping vigorously*

excellent LixyChick!!!!!! Hope Slow Ride accepts in the nude:p

Wow what a speech!! I got myself off twice watching those lips moving.... just imagining what they could do to my cock... ;) :p

HEY!


Oops! Sorry for yelling......but I gotta be me! TeeHee!


*Bows quickly and makes a bee-line for that stallion!*

WOW........ Lixy,I'm in shock..........IIIII I don't know what to say


I do believe this is the first time my cock has ever won anything,,but,I hold my head(the one on my sholders)high as I accept this award............ and Lixy,,,,you ain't seen nothing yet BABY ;)



*unzips my pants to release my "pocket rocket"* as to fulfill Lilith's wish........*shakes it at her*

Thank You again...............and good night *kisses the Ladies*

*Stops Slow Ride before he can leave the stage......by stepping in front of him and taking hold of his rocket in one hand and stroking ever so slow......and pulling him close with the other hand and kissing him deep and hard........and then whispering in his ear, "You've got to present an award to someone baby".*

I step back and lightly smack Slow Rides ass, giving him room to present the next award.

oops.................. I didn't know that *turns three shades of red**

I'll back tonight *L* sorry about that

NP hun! We can wait for your bits...........er......um....I mean, we can wait for a bit!

hmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm........Sorry for the delay ladies & gentlemen,we had tecnnical difficulties...well,ok I screwed up and didn't read the rules of the game............so.....here we go!!!


The next award,guess what?

we had a tie for first place..................yes a tie!

For thr biggest tease at Pixies........so I am going to give the T-Total Titaliazing Teaser Award(I can say it better than I can spell it* *L*

The first has been teasing me since the day I met her here at Pixies...........Lixychick........and not because she gave my award*kisses* but,because she is such a tease,she's caused me to have blue balls for the past year *L*

The next to concieve..........ooops RECIEVE............is the always Lovely and always teasing with her hot pictures.....Christine

*appulse*


Lixy & Christine..............You two beautiful Ladies come on down to recieve your awards.......... and then........lets go back stage and talk about this teasing !!!!!!!!!!!!!


You Know I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am standing behind Slow Ride still........and checking out his yummy scrumptious ass..........and I hear my name and turn total attention toward his words. I think, "OMG, what's he saying? I'm sharing an award with Christine? That cannot be! I am not worthy! He's gone bonkers! He's confused me with another Pixie!"

But no.......he is explaining his reasons and I begin to blush. "Did I really do that? Me.....a tease? No way.......I NEVER tease! I say what I mean and I mean what say.......and .......well.......ok.......he may have a point. But I try not to tease to madness! Or blueballs, for that matter! Oh geezzzzzzzzzzz........can I get any redder?"

I step forward.......trying desperately to compose myself. I am usually never at a loss for words.........but as I look into SR's eyes and he hands me one of the T-Total Titalizing Teaser trophies.........*(a beautiful statuette effigy of my fingering gif (complete with moving hand.......batteries included)* I begin to well up!( I realize Christines trophy is different but I can't see it as well.....so she'll probably explain it) I look him straight in the eye, lean to give him a gentle kiss, and mouth the words......"Thank You Baby".....and I turn towards the audience...

"I am at a loss for words and I wish to withold my acceptance until my co-winner steps forward, holds me up, and accepts her part in this high honor! But I do want to go back stage and show my appreciation. Slow Ride........lemme show you how we do it in the N.E!"

Applause rings out and a chant begins to form......."Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!.....Christine!!!!"

Slow Ride and I fade behind the curtains and the groping begins!

*G* I'll go see if I can find Christine..............and mmmmmmmmmm,,lets say that when I do find her......and if I don't come back right away......don't cum looking for me....I'll be ok;)

and you never ........ Christine may be a armed and dangerous woman...........soooooo for the safety of the good people at Pixies,I may have to do a strip search :fly:


hey................ somebodies got to do it

So..........Um??????? Hmmmmmmmmm???????

You just gonna leave me here in mid-grope?

Geezzzzzzzzzzz!

LOL!

no baby..................as long as your groping..........I'm here ;)

Thank you for this amazing award, slow_ride, and what an honor it is to be sharing it with the equally amazing Lixy! (I'm sorry about the delay...I got *cough* held up in the men's room.)

Again I'd like to thank each Pixie member for making this a special place that I always enjoy returning to.
Well...I'm not much of a speaker, so I'll go straight to presenting the next award. I could have given it to a number of people, but this time I would like to give it to someone who have been an inspiration to me in more ways than one...GLYNDWR please step up and receive your award! (sorry I haven't been able to cum up with a cool name for it :p).

*joins Lixy and slow_ride's grope fest* :fly:

*groping, groping, groping*

Suddenly I realize there is silence in the audience and I step from behind the curtains.....straightening what clothes I still have on.....and proceed to the mic!

"I second that award presentation from my illustrious co-winner! Excellent choice Christine! Ah......." *turning to see the stage curtains pull from the ceiling and Slow Ride and Christine going at it like crazed bunnies!*

"We await Glyndwr.......to accept this beautiful bronzed scroll of all the sweet replies to all the beautiful Pixies ladies. And hurry up baby.......it weighs a ton with all those very inspirational compliments and responses!"

I run off the stage to find an extension ladder to re-attach the stage curtains.......mumbling the whole while......"I hate hanging draperies!"

*helps Lixy fix the curtains,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so she can join the party again* :fly:

Having spent the last month slicing through a pair of manacles with only a 6 inch piece of dental floss, I arrive at the award ceremony scruffy and wild eyed. The auditorium is deserted except for the bronze scroll standing alone on the stage. Through the mists of time I hear the muffled sounds of voices and the chink of glasses, laughter rings from each corner of the room. Making my way through the tables and chairs I recall the characters who frequent them: Lilith, Legend, LoveDiva, SugarSprinkles, Nikki, Christine, Aqua, Irish, Lixy, Summer... a continuous list of happy horny people.

I clamber up onto the stage and lift the scroll to have a better look. I grin broadly and twist the manacle chains together fashioning a crude sculpture.

"This is for everyone at Pixies, The Crazy Cuffs Award for services to the smuttiest section of society it has ever been my pleasure to have met. I invite any passing member to accept this on behalf of everyone else"

Hello! Is anybody here? The room is dark and lonely. I trip over the object on the floor. Lighting a match, I read the words, now faint with age ...

"This is for everyone at Pixies, The Crazy Cuffs Award for services to the smuttiest section of society it has ever been my pleasure to have met. I invite any passing member to accept this on behalf of everyone else"

My thoughts wandered back to a brighter time when the hall was filled with wonderfully happy people merrily groping their way from table to table. I can picture them now (thanks in large measure to the wonderful Pixie picture threads).

I find myself pretending that all those marvelous people are again in the hall ... naked ... warm ... carefree ... and filled with life.

"Ladies and Gentlement," I begin to say in a soft voice picturing all the bouncing butts and nodding noggins, "it is such an honor to be here holding this wonderful scroll ... The Crazy Cuffs Award. But this award is not for me, but for all of us. Those who remember the heady days when we looked to achieve the 10,000 member level. When Dr. Seuss rhymes filled the threads. When shyness made each new picture post an awesome event. And, it's for our newer members, who have joined us seeking that joyful union with others of like mind.

"For all of us, whatever our backgrounds ... however long we've been here ... let's remember that immortal line from the movie 'Independence Day'

"WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

"And the line they cut from the script ...

"LET'S PARTY!"

And, so that the torch continues to burn brightly ... let me present the "Golden Rake with Crossed Cock Clusters" award to TXGRNEYES who has so much yard work to be done!

Txgrneyes ... come on in ... I'll turn the lights on for ya!

Sorry I need to take a shower first, been working in the yard...can yall entertain yourselve while I am cleaning up or would someone like to join me?

INTERMISSION

Humming and rubbing ... humming and rubbing. La-dee-da, twiddle-dee-dee. humming and rubbing. :)

(Wish they had some popcorn for sale here)

Maybe I'll humm a chorus of "The Yellow Rose of Texas."

Oh, the yellow rose of Texas, that I am bound to see,
Green eyes and bouncing body parts,
The best that there can be ...

Standing on stage in a pair of rocky's, a black bra and a white shirt over it unbuttoned...hair fixed up in a bow and my boots. I begin to speak into the microphone...

"EXCUSE ME!!!" Then steping back letting every one get readjusted.

I would like to say thanks to all....especially to you Dicksbro for presenting me with this award. Really did not expect this I was just hoping someone would volunteer to help me and then get hurt so I could be thier beck and call girl. But maybe next time. Thank you!

Now to present the next award..."The OUCH Award" (a glass ball in the shape of an ass that glows pink and then red when touched.) goes to Booger since he is one of many that likes to be spanked. Thanks to Lilith. Booger if you are here please cum on up and get your award....

I step back thinking to myself " when you get up here i'll give you a good spanking." with a big grin on my face.

*dusts off the mic, coughs and sneezes*

Since Boogs hasn't accepted his spanking reward, I will accept it on his behalf. *pokes at the glowing pink ass light* OOOhh Pretty! (This illuminates the room)

OMG!!! everyone here looks like Rip Van Winkle!!! WAKE UP!!!!

There that is better! I accept this award also on the behalf of those that enjoy regular spankings. The feel of their tender flesh warmed by a firm hand.....the mix between pleasure and pain......the waiting to be rewarded by their lover with either another spanking, or even a hot sex session...... O Gawd I am getting all worked up... I better give the next award

The Next award goes to Sharni as Supreme Smutress (award looks like a tiara with "jewels" on it)

Sharni! ah hem! Your award for supreme smutress is waiting......c'mon and step up to the podium!

Where did Sharni go. The crowd is getting restless. The guys are getting horny. The snack counter is running out of condoms. The food counter is running out of ... well ... food.


SHARNI! WHERE ARE YOU?

I think she has gone to spy on cute couple Oz :rofl:

After a two year wait, I step forward to accept this beautiful (although slightly tarnished now) tiara with jewels (OMG, they look like "family jewels) on behalf of Sharni ... thanking lizzardbits and the audience for their patience. But, alas, it's time to move on ... and so, for our next winner we have the "Tender Loins :slurp: Lover" award proudly presented to the one, the only,

IowaMan!

Yooo hooo Iowaman!! DB's been standing here holding the mic for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time!

I guess IowaMan isn't going to cum. I guess though that happens to the best of us on occasion. :shrug: In lieu of having IowaMan cumming for the ladies to receive his "Tender Loins :slurp: Lover" award, we'll mail it to him by UPS.

Next, perhaps one of those beautiful ladies would be so kind as to step forward and receive the "I Love Keeping Them Ready" award for being such marvelous stimulators for us Pixie Guys. FlirtWithMe, please step up to my raging hardon ... er ... the mic to receive your award!

Oh what an honour!
 

*DM slips in the slick wetness from FWM that has pooled on the floor, landing on his back between her legs. Grasping FWM firmly by the hips, he draws her pelvis down towards his waiting mouth........*

Ahem! Sorry, got a wee bit carried away there! :faint: Thank you for the presentation of this award FlirtWithMe - you know, often just writing my stories gets me wet, too, so it's gratifying to know they have a similar effect on others! :D

So, with my characteristic (honest! ;) ) shyness, I would like to present the award for the longest gap between picture posts to........















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...... IAKaraokeGirl!

IAKG posted a fabulous picture in souls_cry2000's "Womens Calendar" thread, which is a superb reminder of just how sexalicious ALL our Pixie ladies are!

Merry Christmas to one and all!! :D :spank:

*blushes*

Thank you again, one and all, for the great "welcome back" I've received! :loveshowe

Oops...you can tell I've been gone from Pixies far too long...thanks to one of my favorite Pixies for reminding me that I have to name another awardee. :)

(drumroll, please)

The award goes to PF, not only for giving me the heads-up to reserve the October spot in the Pixies calendar for my harvest picture, but for, as a side benefit, reminding me how much fun this place is and how much I've missed you all.

:huh: ...... What? :wobbly:



Oh! Sorry. :o I was busy in the corn patch jac....., thinking about agriculture stuff,:rolleyes: and didn't hear you call my name. :D

I am hornied, I mean honored to accept this Drippy Panty trophy. I have looked forward to this day all my life and that my work is always close to my heart and the first thing on my lips when I cum to this wonderful place. :)

I want to thank all our sexy Pixie ladies, the mini skirt fashion that began in the late 60's and one high school teacher that wore this super tight red skirt for help in making me everything I am today. :undies:



The next plaque on the table looks like the Wooly Hip Boots award. That must bee for WildIrish. :baa:

On behalf of WildIrish who is busy tending his flock and apparently has been since 12/08, I carefully (not sure what that is on the bottom of it) accept the Wooly Hip Boots award for him and immediately send it through the mail to him.

And in his honor, I now call on pinkFlames to receive the Ms. Smut Games Award for outstanding game posts! Congratulations pinkFlames!

Why thank you dicksbro. :) Of course I couldn't have done it without the kind help of a few sweet sexy gentlemen, including yourself. :kisser:

Now I'd like to present the Magical Mathematician award to jseal, for his proud dedication to facts and figures.