I have a fun afternoon planned.

I don't

I really didn't want another email response before I had to leave for the next five hours or so.

I have all my work done!!!!!!!

My heart is totally not breaking for AngelicVampires

(don't see her thread in the advice section)

I don't hope her life gets any better. In fact, I hope it continues to suck!

i hate you all.

and here is something that didn't happen today....i didn't look down into my lap while sitting on a lounger at the pool to see a tampon string hanging out of my bathing suit omfg, fomcpmplmfao.
i had no trouble playing that ^^ straight at all

I didn't laugh at ^^^'s post.

I know exactly what fomc stands for.

I absolutely did NOT just pleasure myself most gloriously!

that is not hot at all :drool:

and fomc does not stand for fall off my chair

Oh yeah...I knew that. :D

Ya'll don't make me laugh one bit.

I didn't..
 

I didn't miss any of you.

I hope you all had a horrible day and had zero fun at all.

I had so much fun at work I was crying that I had to go at 5.

I don't think in my job that I collect more crap than those guys that clean port-a-potties.

I didn't do over 25 inspections in 100+ degree heat, sweat my rear off, then be told with one hour to go in the work day that I had to cram my body into a small meeting room, with no air flow at all, with 20 other numbnuts, all of us smelling of sweaty rancid ass. Where they didn't tell us that every single policy and procedure that we used each and every day was changing this afternoon starting effectively tomorrow.

If I would have had to do that.. I would have loved it and found it very pleasant.

I also didn't have pervin thoughts about ANYONE on this board either throughout my day.

I shouldn't seek theraphy about that...

^^^ I think therapy is a rotten idea.

Also, i was not amused by wyndhy's tampon post. At all. In fact, I found it rather gross and offensive.
























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My soon-to-be eight-year old son today didn't ask me what "sarcasm" was, and, of course, my mind didn't immediately think of this thread when trying to come up with a definition.

I didn't find that amusing at all!

I am excitedly looking forward to tomorrow and the many things I need to do. I've got it all planned out, of course, how to get each one done.