The bad news is that sometimes air conditioners fail. :(

The good news is, we live in a technologically developed country, and you can get ice from the convenience store.

The bad news is that unless you have an inflatable pool to catch the water runoff.

The good news is that even fans can help keep you cool.

The bad news is sometimes you have to use so many to stay cool. You can't hear over them.

The good news is, the opposing team can't hear over the roar of the hometown fans.

The bad news is if the opposing team is winning there isn't much home team roar.

The good news is, there's always the next game.

The bad news is this is the last game of the season. :(

The good news is, if there were the quiet offseason.

The bad news is sometimes there is no offseason.

The good news is, you can retire.

The bad news is that I can't ... I'm already retired. :(

Is it good news if you retire from being retired?

The bad news would be that would mean going back to work! :yikes: