I like digital cameras because ..... they offer instant results and you can easily delete your mistakes. (unlike life :( )


You know your addicted to Pixies when....

You know you're addicted to Pixies when ... you log in and immediately notice your free hand is touching yourself. :)

Teddy bears are fun because they ....

Teddy Bears are fun because they are soft and cuddly and remind you of all the good things about childhood.

I like it when my friends.....

I like it when my friends..... get married and have kids, so they can finally understand what my life has been like for years! Rat bastards! ha ha


The next time it snows...

The next time it snows ... I hope it's enough to just stay home. :)

The bedroom is a great place to ...

The bedroom is a great place to ..... spend that day when it snows just enough to stay home.

Its so cold out tonight....

Its so cold out tonight....even the icicles are asking for a blanket.

Stockings hung with care ...

Stockings hung with care ... are the sign that an anal-retentive is on the loose.


The patient told the doctor ...

The patient told the doctor ..... (using her pointer finger to touch)... it hurts when I touch my head, it hurts when I touch my arm, my leg, even when I touch my foot. Doc it hurts head to toe. What could it be? .... The doctors reply: You have a broken finger my dear.


Those who play the most Pixie games....

Those who play the most Pixie games.... are the cream of the crop (and have high post numbers). :) [you didn't expect ME to say "have nothing better to do" did you???]


Can spring be far away when ...

Can spring be far away when ... winter is about to start?

The mood was just right ....

The mood was just right .... but the cop knocking on the window of the car kept the couple from springing into action.


The entire college class ...

The entire college class ..... stripped naked and ran through the campus.


When it's cold outside I.....

When it's cold outside I ... love to snuggle up.

I love for it to snow ...

I love for it to snow ..... on Christmas Eve. (It can snow anytime as long as I don't have to drive in it. lol)


A great 'warm-up' drink is.....