Hey! If you want my shirt off buddy you will have to pay for more then just the pizza and beer. :boobs:

Pizza, beer, topless women....damn I love this place!

/cracks open a beer, lights a 'gar, kicks back... :)

Oh, almost forgot...

...brought a couple of bushels of oysters from Apalachicola Bay, some hot sauce, lemon, and a mess of crawdaddies steamed in a hot cajun boil.

Dig in, men!

Hey guys check this out!!!!

I brought some posters of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for the walls.
Also have dvds of Girls Gone Wild 1 - 48 :boobs:

Who wants to help me install the new surround sound system?
/me chunks instruction manual in the trash

1. All you topless girls can stay.
2. The chick on the trampoline- you can keep jumping, but for cripes sake, will you quit holding your boobs? You're obstructing the view.
3. That lamp girl- as long as you're still turned on, you can stay, too.
4. All other dames with thoughts of redecorating, burning potpouri, and tidying up- OUT! OUT! OUT! And bring us back some more beer and Doritos, will ya'? The Cool Ranch kind.

/me adds the bathroom must-have accessory for every 'men's lodge':

Hey! That's not our air freshener doll!


Ours looked like this!

/hurries and takes top off..........now can I stay????

Okay, you can stay, too.

/me straps on tool belt

Let's get to work!

/me has secretly replaced Aqua's tools with more appropriate tools ;)

/me reaches for his drill and pulls out a...

Pyrex butt plug?!?!

wait lil. the lamp may need rewiring.

I think everyone lost to point of this thread
The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
Oh okay it doesn't say anything about lamps :thumbs:

Was exactly what I thought ;)