Ichabob's Crane in "Teasing Sleepy Dillholes"

Just to let you know;how reputable;the video shops are!A few years ago;I was working 3rd shift and rented a video called"Edward Penishands".When I got home from work ;that morning;I popped it in the TV;thinking that;at least;I would have
something;to stroke;along with!Approx. 1/2way thru;the tape;it went all blurry and lined.I took it back to the rental shop;told them;that the tape was screwed up.They said OK.As I was leaving;I noticed;that instead of sending it back to the video co.;
they were putting it back;on the shelf;for some other poor sucker
to rent.Beware!!! Irish

i guess that'd make me Kain Mount Sharon.

Sproket Fillmore staring in Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Jerk Donelass in "Smartass is Cussed"

Fiona Winthrop...."Mistress Kitty And The Naughty Kittens "



LMAO

Jackin Yoanus in "The Nasty Suppository"

Shadow VanDorn in "Lilo and Snatch"

Elvira Roper in "The Fast and the Furryless"

Sylvia Slut Staring In Changing Wangs ;)

Heather Hummer in "The Mouthful"

Blinky Grant in "I Know Who Did You Last Summer"

Dr. Thumper in "Open Wide"

Starring
 

In his acting debut....


Oliver Columbus in the horny trilogy

Spray Anything
Almost Topless
and
Vanilla Bi


A Cumeron Crowe production

Sir Jacksmackalicious

starring in his hottest videos

"Stick this where the douche bag goes"

"Over your chest, up the butt, and on your face"

"The Fisting Knight"

"Feeding Her the Excalibur"