"Yep, it's a badger alright... or possibly a gryphon." -Homer

"Oh, my god! These pancakes are delicious. Good news, Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!" -Stewie

I miss Family Guy.. wonder what happened to that show :-/

cancelled, man. the Nazi-huggin fucks cancelled it. but... a few weeks ago, i tracked down all 51 episodes on DVD. man oh man, ya gotta love eBay.

Mailwoman: "Hi, Lois. Love the new pool."

Lois: "It's a moat. Peter says we need all the security we can get now that we're rich."

Mailwoman: "Does it work?"

Lois: "Well, it seems to be keeping the Black Knight at bay."

*Black Knight, on horse, is shown shuffling back and forth along the waterline*

Awesome.. and I knew that.. just didn't like the fact that it was :-/

"Children? They're midgets. Filthy, drug-peddling midgets." -Brian

Patrick: "Liar, liar, plants for hire."

SpongeBob: "That's 'pants on fire', Patrick."

Patrick: "Well, you would know... liar."

Karl: "I dunno, Pops. Isn't the otter an endangered species?"

Pops: "Come on, Karl. It tastes just like bald eagle. Uh, I mean... chicken."

Grade school, high school and four years of college ... U.S., you just proved to me that you're never to old to learn new things. Who would have thought, otter tastes like eagle ... er ... chicken.

Damn, did I say that?

Humanity is indebted to you!

*takes a bow* just droppin the knowledge-bombs.

"Who the hell are you and what in God's name is a ham-bucket?" -Pickles

"Dude, check me out. I'm like a beaver... a hot little beaver." -Stormy

"Okay, so it's not so much a time-machine as it is a dodgeball cannon." -Stormy

BEAR ITBBH- whats that under the covers? its doesnt LOOK box shaped

cornfed - "A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion."