The email i got from my husband today was totally unwelcome and completely unfunny.

*don't see my thread "if you need a good laugh8 in sex talk section*

I don't wish I would have been there to see his face when the realization hit him.

The fact that I haven't found my dress shoes yet isn't an issue at all, especially because my first day at my new job isn't Monday.

And showing up like that^^ wouldn't perpetuate the KY/Iowa country girl stereotype at all.

The fact that I sound like a hick every time I open my mouth here isn't noticeable at all, and showing up without dress shoes Monday wouldn't be the icing on the cake. :D

I just LOVE to cut the grass!

More, more, more!!!!

I'm sad that someone is cooking a ton of stir fry for me as I don't sit on my ass (OK, I didn't organize my CDs finally).

I didn't notice at all that Steph's CDs needed organizing while I was in Toronoto, and I wasn't surprised to see the variety of music Steph has purchased. :D

No, I didn't just cook a chicken and eggplant dish for a party we're headed to.....and then I did not decide to keep it at home and eat it for dinner 'cause it was too damn good to share.

And now I am NOT stuck bringing the remainder of a (jazzed up) tomato and mozzerella salad -- with added artichokes and mushrooms -- and the remainer of my baba (pureed eggplant and tahini) instead. <sigh>

:D :p :D

I'm not amazed at the amount of pure CRAP someone can collect in 36 years. :D

I love wallpaper, and I'm thrilled that the condo I'm about to purchase has it in the living, dining, and master ... with a border in the second bedroom too!

Perhaps if someone had not driven so freaking slowly from Cleveland, the CDs would have been organized on Monday.

I was not tempted at all to stay longer at Steph's when asked to do so. :D

We didn't want ^^^^ to stay the night & get trashed with us (neither did the old bisexual guy in Jim's pub :D)

I am not sitting here, on the phone, giggling with my former boss.