The is only one problem with the OSU/ UM game









Somebody has to win. :rofl:


P.S. Thank god its basketball season.

I'm BAAAACK!

Q: What is blue and yellow and has two teeth?
A: The front row at Michigan stadium.

Q: How many Michigan players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but he gets three credits for it.

LOL :)

Glad you're back, safe and sound.

On the subject of lightbulbs:

Q: How many OSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero, it is a sophomore course.

Q: How many Buckeyes does it take to install a new lightbulb?................................
A: 10 !! One to hold the light bulb, and 9 more to drink till the room starts spinning.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too.

Wanting the teacher, of course, to like them and not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, hands fly into the air.

There is one exception. A little girl named Jane did not go along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

Because I am not a Michigan fan, she reports.* The teacher asks her "what are you then"

Well, she says, My mom is a Buckeye fan and my dad is a Buckeye fan so I am a buckeye fan.

The teacher being a little red faced, asks, " what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?

Jane smiles and says " then I'd be a Michigan fan".

well, thanks for the contribution PF!

I see that you're a member of the majority that pick OSU in this one, huh?

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, wrong or not! :)

I'm expecting the ESPN poll that I've referred to a couple of times to surpass the 500,000 votes tally either today or tomorrow. There hasn't been change of percentage of the 448,790 votes, still OSU predicted to win by 58% of the voters.

Q: If 3 Michigan players are in a car, then who is driving?
A: A police officer.

Buckeye's are proof of reincarnation.

You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.

Countdown to Kickoff

2days 23hours 16mins 50secs

GO BLUE!!!

Q: What does a tornado and a Michigan Grad have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

I think the reincarnation one may be the funniest I've read yet.

I have a college football computer simulator program that I've played for the past 15+ years and I got online today and saw that a buddy of mine has many of the '06 teams created so I thought I'd run a few games and see what could happen in the Horseshoe this weekend. I only had it run 10 games so it's a pretty small sample.

In the Michigan wins the scores were: 13-10 (OT), 19-14, 20-14 and 10-3

Ohio St. won games by these scores: 16-15, 24-7, 19-18, 12-10, 31-19 and 15-0

Not a whole lot to choose between there folks. It appears as if neither team will be able to run the ball (Michigan had 135 rush yds. in one game but that was the highest either team got). As with most any matchup of relatively evenly matched teams it will probably come down to who makes the fewest mistakes. Amazing grasp of the obvious I've got there huh?

Looks like the computer thinks this one will be too close to call.......

BTW, it says my Hawkeyes will pound Minnesota to keep the pig but I don't know if I'm buying it with the way both teams have played the last couple of weeks.

This isn't a joke, but all this week I've seen ad's for blue and yellow lettered t-shirts on sale. The owner of the store MUST be an OSU grad, I've deduced this because the spelling is incorrect.

Muck Fichigan!!

Countdown to Kickoff:

1day 7hours 11mins 27secs


GO BLUE!!!

Q: How many Buckeyes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 100,000. One to shoot out the old lightbulb with a rifle and 99,999 to cheer and shout, "Michigan suuuuuuuuuuuccks!"