Word on the street is that the PC police are insisting he change his name to Penis van Lesbian...

not having a penis made me think i wouldnt be able to take part in this excellent thread. however, a stroke of genius led me to realise that i could compare my vibrator to the chart, and see which pornstars i can pretend to be fucked by. wahey!

its above average. waaay above :p

You know being away due to no internet sux. Anyway to add to this thread my girlfriend thinks that I don't need to compare myself to any porn star guys. So I don't, she is happy with how it works and that is all that matters. And besides comparing yourself to guys in porn can be a tad disturbing, I mean why would you compare? Afraid you don't quite measure up? Pun intended......

Now you have to link it Emzo :P :)

And by "link" we mean "make a movie of". :D

Emzo TMI lol but interesting .... sob I'm still average

cant go wrong with average!

Above average is nice too ya know.