Wouldn't that be fun...
 

In the fiting room at my local department store whe tring on leather and lingerie......

P.R.---You have more fantasys then I do!Congratulations!I didn't
think that was possible.Trying for the"Dirty Old Man"award?
Irish

That would be a good start
 

but I know theold lady in the stall next to us would hear me moaning :D

Thank you
 

to all you boys who helped me pick out my Valentine's outfit. I took all of your advice into consideration and then did something completely different. ;) It was a glorious evening of slow sizzling sex and I owe each of you a big wet kiss for helping me make the most of it!

To late, but anyway........
 

Sorry i didn't see this thread sooner, but i'll put in my 2cents anyway.
Lilith, when my Mom was remarried, we all pitched in and got them a honeymoon suite at a hotel close to the Grand Canyon in ARIZONA. However we also got to their luggage before they could leave and stuffed it with gag gifts. One of these was a few rubber toys, a whip, and............CHERRY FLAVORED, EDIBLE, UNDERWEAR FOR HIM AHD HER!!!!
When they came back we asked how they enjoyed the ''snacks''
we provided and they turned beet-red and just mumbled about paybacks being hell!!! lol!!! SSOOOOO have fun with that one if ya want and don't worry about the calories!!!!!!!
:D :D

Re: Thank you
 

which just to shows to go ya, it's the surprise factor, not the color or style, that makes it work! Not sure how we actually helped, but I'll take a big wet kiss anytime!

PR
 

Should I plant one on every delivery boy I see just in case one of them happens to be you? ;)

Good answer!
 

You win ding ding ding! Now what would be an appropriate prize for such a good answer?.................