If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Do you come here often? Can I?

My favorite bod pick-up line that was used frequently at my college..."Hey baby, nice shoes - wanna fuck?"

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

honestly Nubian, you and I must hang around the same people. I've heard most of the pick up lines and jokes you've posted. :)

Hey baby! You got any fries to go with that shake!

LOL...they are like cliches, most everyone has heard them at some point.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is.

One of the worst I've heard...
 

Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?

"excuse me, sugarbutt, but is that a keg in yer backpocket?"

she looks behind herself... "no, why?"

"because i'd really like to tap that ass."

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?