I hope I can find something vigorous and stressful to do outdoors this weekend as our temperatures go past 100 degrees.

when i look at pictures of naked pixies, i want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spork.

I HATE freecycle...what moron came up with this complete waste of my time?

I'd really hate to have a maid.

i didn't just picture osuche in a french maid's uniform

I eagerly anticipate my daughter having a cold so that she'll sneak into bed with me at night, and then I can enjoy the next 6-8 hours of being kicked, hit and otherwise kept right on the verge of sleeping but not being able to fully get there.

Little fur ball sooooo enjoyed the vet today!

I'm really going to hate taking the kids to a local pool that features waterslides.

I'm just a buzzing ball of energy right now...quick, someone give me a chore to do!

Thank goodness for this headache!

I have sworn off men.

I know exactly where my sunglasses are right now!

I am sooooo disappointed I got to check in with a friend today.

I would rather take a nap than be on Pixies.

I am so glad the local Fox station in Seattle decided to show the Mariners ball game instead of the Cubs vs. Cardinals.

I'm so disappointed that the Cubs managed to win today.

I'm dreading the fact I'm going to be staying up late to talk to my sweetie tonight instead of going to bed early.

I can't wait for the next opportunity to take a Greyhound bus and I hope I miss all my connections again and have to wait hours and hours for the next connection making my trip take at least 5 hrs longer than scheduled. I JUST LOVE TRAVELING BY BUS!!!!

I'm practically counting minutes until Monday morning, where I can have another work week of 60+ hours as I try to do my own work, provide our part-time person with tasks to do, AND try to train my replacement.

I am absolutely NOT craving another bowl of Kashi cereal.....


.....and the LAST thing I want is a big bowl of ice cream after that. :slurp:

I haven't even thought about doing a Google search to find out the best way to travel cross-country with a hamster that's not even mine. :D

I've never wondered how the hamster escaped

I've never noticed the fact that the hamster likes me best of all. :D

I'm really looking forward to sitting in traffic for hours so we can go to this party tonight.....especially since I NEVER spend ANY time in the car 5 days a week. :spin:

I don't know why I keep coming back to pixies, it's not like it arouses me or anything.

I'm hoping to make a cross-country move in the worst heat of summer an annual thing.

I'm really enjoying this 100 + degree weather and hope the heat wave continues all summer long.

Heat? Don't forget the drought, too, SS. I'm really enjoying the fact that my lawn is practically dead, the hostas I planted the spring are gone, and the ground is cracking. Why should we change a good thing?

Yeh, it's really fun watching my friends & family drop from heat strokes...

I could watch Cartoon Network all day long.

I think I will take an oath of celibacy.

I just hate bananna splits

The fact that he masturbated this morning, thinking about me, does not excite me at all.

I'm so happy the transmission on my mower gave out today...

I don't have totally cum fuck me curly hair and I'm not still in my swimsuit from an evening with friends at their pool, AND I certainly hope he doesn't take advantage of the fact I have not drunk hardly any wine

I'm certainly not going to rub my clit until I cum before bed tonight.

I love the smell of hospitals almost as much as I love hospital food.

I never suffer from insomnia.

WAY TO GO CITY PLANNERS!!! You get a gold star for changing a major bus route so it goes down my tiny little residential street. There's nothing quite so cheerful as a bunch of busses pissed as hell at 7am on a Sunday morning that they can't FIT with all the local cars parked there. There they sit, outside my window, trying to figure out how to find reverse and reving their engines. And I didn't have to go anywhere to see the show, it came right to me!

And as an added bonus, I get to flash my goodies at the folks riding in the big, tall, tourist ones as I get out of bed. I can't tell you how cool it is to start your day like that! You've gotta try it.

[ok, I think I've figured out how to phrase this properly]

Oh hell, the show's over. Now the tourists are getting off the bus and dragging all their shit the last block to that other bus that just pulled up on the main street. What's the fun in that? Ah well, at least I get to keep the big, diesel fume spouting monster in front of my windows.