Plankton: "You hafta be assertive if you wanna get the things you want. You're too soft."

Spongebob: "But I'm a spon--"

Plankton: "Don't say it!"

"You used me... for land-development." -Spongebob

"The accursed grill has burned my finger. Feel thine own wrath, stove!" -Neptune

Barnacle Boy: "It's The Dirty Bubble!"

Mermaid Man: "In all his dirty roundness!"

I can't let my favorite thread windle away to the bottom.....Must keep it going ;)

"I am the terror that flaps in the night..." Darkwing Duck :p

"Le Grill, what the hell is that!?"
Homer Simpson

"Three cheers for feelin' sorry for ourselves!" -Mr. Krabs

"Oh, Lisa. Vampires are make-believe, like elves, goblins, and Eskimoes." -Homer J.

"If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna have a few choice words for him. Like 'You'... and 'are'... and 'a jerk'!" -Patrick

"...But this grain of sand looks suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass." -Patrick

Cop: "You're under arrest."

Patrick: "Wow, you guys are good! I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all along. It's the perfect crime."

"Sounds good. You make the reservations, and I'll be back before you can say, 'Hey... that guy's back'." -Bravo

"Get outta my chair and make me a coffee with 8 sugars... then throw it out and start again, cuz it's still not sweet enough!" -Bravo

"Way ta go, son! I have half a mind to hollow out my body so you can live inside me." -Toy Company President

"Hey, baby. Yer jab to the kidneys says 'no', but yer eyes say 'Helloooo, sailor'!" -Bravo

"Hey, do you have a couch? All this standin'-around is makin' me woozy." -Bravo

Rolf: "Are you not a nincompoop?"

Ed: "Yes, I am."

Rolf: "Then why do you refuse the nincompoop entrance?!"

"Momma! A bandage for Rolf! Never again will Rolf store housekeys in his trouser pockets..." -Rolf

"Mom, the cat's being a dildo!"
"Well I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."

--South Park (Cartman and Mom)

"Shhh... I'm psycho-flexing." -Skip

"What?! But I look terrible in strapless evening-wear. I'm outta here." -Bravo

Double D: "Ed, you're violating a hairpiece!"

Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double D."

"Now get out there and show them how the common man prepares his frozen treats!" -Plankton

"NOOOOOO!! MY NAME'S... NOT... RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!" -Patrick

I remember this one from my childhood -- from the Wizard of Id

(In comes the messenger to the court)

"The Peasants are revolting, the Peasants are revolting ...

But you're sure cute!"

unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo.


Aussie local: "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife."

Bart: "That's a spoon."

Local: "I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before."

"You talk funny. Hey, which way to the Whack-A-Sloth game? I wanna hit sumthin." -Bravo

"You call this an Australian themepark? Where're all the great white sharks, boomerangs, and leprechauns n' such?" -Bravo

"Help! Mad kangaroo! He's all hopped-up on eucalyptus!" -Bravo

"I know, I know. I'm a shinin', gleamin' man-god." -Bravo

"Are you weak in the upper-story?" -Rolf

"Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about mail fraud or some dumb hijacking here. We stole a BALLOOOOOOOOOON!!" -Patrick

Patrick: "Liar, liar. Plants for hire."

SpongeBob: "It's 'pants on fire', Patrick."

Patrick: "Well, you would know... liar."

"unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo. "

Rev Silky -- so sorry -- guess it just shows how far out of the loop I am -- will keep my thoughts to myself from now on - guess it just shows what working with a bunch of lawyers will do to ya - alas .... no memory of a cartoon to be found in my brain. lol

nah, it's cool, quad-j. just clarifyin. no harm, no foul.

"He moved away years ago. Some say he grew a beard and still lives here... but that's a damn lie!" -A bearded fish

"JUMPIN' GRANDMA ON A STICK!!! It's a... It's a... It's a... FLYYYYYYYY!!!!" -Dad

"This squirrel's trying to kill me." -Spongebob

What is that new avatar Rev?

*Clint

I.R. Baboon sniffin his finger, as he's prone to do. i got like 40 new ones i'm switchin back and forth between. i hate stagnation.

"His head is soooo big. So BIIIIIIG!" -Gir

"How bout' we sing "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" in C-Minor"

--Cartman