What's in the pockets of a Jewish guy at a Turkish whorehouse?

Lima beans and a purple vibrator.

What are the magic ingredients to make Jacks Bean stalk?

A joint, a flying carpet, and a box of donuts.

After smoking the first one, you feel like your flying on this and you really need to eat this?

Crabs, lobsters and Diet Coke

What is a bad case of the "crabs" given to a lobster who was high on diet coke?


a mop, a janitor and eyeglasses.

What is a husband working on the "honey dos" while trying to read?

Ooooo ... it's so sticky.

What are your fingers?


Black lace bra and panties on the floor.....

How the evening ends when Nikki visits?

Skipping stones and moonlight

How do i pass the time when i'm lonely?


sex and candy

What are things that the mouth is involved with?

butt plugs

What is 1 thing in Aqua's favorite toy collection

peanut butter and honey

What can be used to reduce the effect of hair stubble?

Condoms

what is sold in the machine in the bars bathroom?



Pink carnation and a white sports coat.

What was common attire for the guys and flowers for the gals at proms back in the late fifties?

Trouser tenting

Q :What is the effect of The pictures ,from the Ladies of Pixies

A: Chunky Kit Kats bars

What do certain Pixie members sometimes insert into their body openings?

A tango-dancing TV set.

What are visual and rythmic robotics?

damp panties

What does Pantyfanatic keep laying around the house?

cinnamon swirl sticks

What are best eaten off a maiden's thigh?

Lost in Space

What was the result of the world´s strongest cumshot? :D

Lost in Nirvana

What is achieving wonderful sexual bliss????


spunk, a tadpole and thigh high hooker boots

What is a horny madam toad wading in where male frogs haven't feared to spread?

A mouth, a cock, an orgasm

What is the outcome of a good blow job???


Tv, hockey and beer

what are three thing to do if you arn't having sex



sex, drug and rock and roll

What 3 things do you need to have a good weekend in the woods?

A tisket, a tasket, and brown and yellow basket

Where does DildoDiva keep her toys?


A Big Mac, A Whopper, and a Big Beef Burrito Supreme

What sounds good to eat every night at exactly 10:30?


loud, willing, beautiful, and shiny

An erect cock with an attitude ...

horny, hard and happy

What do I wish my husband was/is? <sigh!>


A black light, Jefferson Airplane, and love beads

What were your best ever buys at a car boot sale?

Many times, but this is the first with an aardvark.

What is taking my pet for a walk on it's leash?


Motown, Nasville, and Branson

What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their triplets?

Bent over a picture of Lara Croft

What is a picture of scaffolding?

handcuffs and hand lotion.

What are gifts every lady needs for her bithday?

Flowing orgasms and candles

What is the perfect 3 day weekend?

~sunglasses and antibiotics

What you need after a long night with a hardcore mistress?

Camera, 100 naked women and a box of cookies.

What is a man´s dream?

a blushed face.

What do you very rarely see at Pixies?


Crossword puzzles and jig saw puzzles

What do you buy someone you dislike for Christmas?


A vicar riding on a donkey

What is an ass on an ass?


blue, red and green

What colors do you turn when you feel sad, embarrassed, and envious all at the same time?

Monotonic Excitement!