It was stolen.....third time in 2 years

Damn they keep finding it too!

Question for the day: Why is it called a "television set" if it's only one?

I think life is wonderful as long as I have iTriedSoHard and she is happy...

Why are they called a pair of panties, but only one bra?

And why the hell is "cargo" shipped?

and a final thought today:

The sooner you fall behind......the more time you'll have to catch up!

Ok.....what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (think about it)

If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of its nose?

Hmmmmmm

Lixy, I always fall behind, especially when walking with my SO...she cant tell where I am looking then.

Bibi, do you think a cow drinking milk would be considered a fetish???

hmmmm.......

I think that they are considered calves :p


;)

"I think, therefor I am"// "I'm pink, therefor I'm spam!!!"

I feel like I was spanked by Bibi for my ignorance.....and I like it !!!!

You want to know what bothers me ... These rubes that come in from out of town and make me feel like I committed murder when I walk when the "Don't Walk" sign is up.
Where I come from, the "Don't Walk" sign means "Walk Faster" because a car may be coming at you.

The other thing ... If you see me READING on a plane and I'm sitting next to you, it means I don't want to talk to you at that exact moment. Shut the fuck you and don't start asking me questions.
(Can you tell I have been on a number of planes lately?)

CK~

"Whatcha reading?"

"Is it a good book?"

"I once read something by him. I didn't like it very much."

"So, what happens?"

"That looks like a big book. How long have you been reading it?"

"I heard they're making a movie out of that."


Sorry--I couldn't resist. :D

IAKG and CK...Cage match.....oh well CK skipped town....

Now for something completely different...

Do you ever watch a commercial that has dancing food?....I think that is just freaky.

Whew! I was worried there for a minute. ;)

You're not the only one working, IAKG :)

*playing hooky to look at some nookie* la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa