Oh great and all knowing, whip-crackin machine,
I'm not a copycat. Not trying to be mean.
I enjoyed the little poems oh so well,
I just had to say what the hell.
I figured I write this in verse and rhyme,
And ask a question that plagues my time,
Please tell me now as in your ball you gaze
And save me from this horrible craze,
Tell me now and please be true,
Do these rhymes annoy you?

Madame Lilith, is it true what they say about artistic, well dressed, well mannered men?

Madame Lilith my dear,
I truly do fear,
I have been gone so long,
Do you think he has forgotten my song?
;)
-Summer :D
PS I am BACK!!! How many dollars on it? What will you give me for it? hehe

NEVER!!!!

wb BABE! ;););)

Madame Lilith scours the New York Times
 

to read all of your Horrible-Scopes:p

dannyk~ Madame Lilith reminds you that there is a 2 drink minimum in here buddy:pMake change at 7-11 on the way to the bar & yes it is true what they say about artistic, well dressed men, well mannered men..........they are becoming extinct!

2-4-tea~ Madame Lilith sees a cute short red head..... no er...... I am sorry a tall blonde.....err oops... a petite brunette....oh you are gonna be a busy man!

DildoDiva'sman~ Madame Lilith finds it quite amusing and sees many more cheeky (get it spanking...... woo woo...... cheeky;):D) rhymes in her future!

Summ,Summ, Summ~ need Madame Lilith answer when you already got the response you desired.

CK~ unless you are gonna put on this turban and commence to predicting then let me handle it:D:p You know that I know, that you know, that I know what to tell her......:eek:

Attention: Complaint Department
 

Allright Lil, I decide to be nice and jump in for you and what do I get, bitched out for it.

Well I know, that you know, that she knows, that I know, that he knows, that I know that you can be a pain in the ass!!! ;););)

JK, maybe, or maybe not!

CK~ Madame Lilith sees an ass whoopin' in your future:p:p:p

Dear Madame Lilith, I've been checking my local groceries and supermarkets, but to no avail. Can you tell me where I can find a can of whoop-ass, and in what sizes it comes? :o

Oh, Madame Lilith, what ever did Popeye and Bluto see in Olive Oyl?????? :confused:

dannyk~ whoop-ass comes in the mini size for those tiny little fuckers and in the jumbo economy size for those who need some extra convincing......... and the thing about Olive Oyl was she was a tramp....damn I bet she had bookends:D:D:p

Madame Lilith, I've come to the conclusion that you have no idea about this stuff.....

so, prove me wrong and tell me what I'm thinking right now :D:D:D

Madame Lilith need not answer that question....I think all of us know what you are thinking of right now Legend!... LOL

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI

:D :D :D

was not! :D ok, I was.....but you cheated! :p

Oh, Madame Lilith. My tortured soul would not rest until I received your celestial guidance. I beseech you to reveal your wisdom to me again.

Two things haunt my tormented mind.

1) Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?

2) Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

I implore you to reveal your omnipotent words to me, and give me a piece.

Madame Lilith consults the star charts
 

*scratching* herself and wonders if it was wise to do that guy who when asked,"what's your sign?" answered....... "the crab":D

H@rdRock~ I like it when you do that beseeching thing;) the answers to your questions came to me while I was sitting in my holy chamber (was out of paper.....had to wait on someone to bring me some, so I had 5 minutes to think:p)

1)

You can never ever meet the woman who haunts your wet cummy dreams!!!! Cause when you do she opens her mouth to speak and then she *kerpoofs* into a nightmare:p

2)

Well everyone knows the answer to this question........because you are going to pick up some JUMBOshrimp:p



and just which piece is it you want?;)