JOKE
 

This isn't a funny picture, but a pretty funny joke...

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A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later, the
woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

:eek: :D

CUTE
 

this one sorta goes with your's, fang...

Hmmmmm
 

Mine would be of Mel Gibson.........OHHHHH GOD MEL!!!!! :yellghst:

What a Hoot
 

Hope this works.

Too True.
 

Running out of jokes.

Go, Kermit!!
 

I don't think I've seen this one here...

Oh, god, that last one of Kermit is hilarious Delilah!

Here's one I found of Daffy Duck.

What a way to get a promotion!

Sapphire, that "ahead.jpg" cartoon sure looks like Billy Clintons' Office.:) Monica did not get her promotion she just made a lot of money.

Management
 

Anyone you know?

LOL funny oldfart... we have a poster sized version up in a backroom at work... as our upper mgmt!

Business Partner
 

Oldfart that is my old business partner......
Notice I said Old,,
No More.... The jurk!!
Purfect look alike!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!.....;-)


:p

Speakin of Bill Clinton
 

This is Bill showing his scrap book to the younder generation, letting them know who blows and who dosen't.

Way to go wolfspirit, there is the Ole Billy we all love to make fun of. Sure gald he is still around cause he makes for some great jokes.

Keep em coming! LOL:)

Viagra anyone??
 

Top ten advertising slogans for Viagra.

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The pecker picker upper!
.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight!

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!!

3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling !

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:





1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs.:D

A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris,
decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.

On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended
to do with her.

"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will
carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."

"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before
hundreds of times."

Ahhhhh, but of course!" shrugged the Frenchman.
,,,,,"But... from ze inside!"

i love the viagra one and the one after that is pretty interesting and gives me something to think about.


thanx diva they aren't pictures but they are just as good, and just as funny, feel free to post more.

Viagra name change
 

For you information. From 1/9/01 please refer to Viagra by it's chemical name. Ask your pharmacist for MECOXAFLOPPIN

Beach God
 

Just got this.

Not me, unfortunately.

A little soft PORN anyone?? :D

soft porn
 

Diva that was to cute!

Do you all know the differance between a woman and a hard drive??????

A woman will NOT except a 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!!!!!!!:p

****SSSSSSS*****

Hey OldFArt, did you leave something out of your 9/8/01 post, or has my pueter download function gone south again??

That forgetfulness thing just goes with the territory.:)

Now where is my keyboard??;)

ROFLMAO
 

OMG!!!!

Hey M45... I certainly don't want no 3 1/2 floppy!!!:D

Penis Expressions!:D

viagra
 

for that guy who wants to get technical on viagra, the correct name for it is "Sildenafil Citrate" not that strange name you used.

Re: viagra
 

Mercury,

Go back and read the name out loud.

MECOXAFLOPPIN.

J.O.Y.

Yes, they issue photo IDs for people like me.

Missed pic was this.

Speaks for itself!!!!

Evolution of man :D

I hope this works here and it hasnt been on here b4

Women's Worst Nightmare.

LOL

Arkansas new coin :D

We have a problem with Iraqui and Afghani asylum seekers

(mainly economic).

A few days ago I received an e-mail telling me I had been

selected to billet a few tourists travelling lightly.

I would hardly notice they were there.

oops sorry about the viagra thing, i wasn't to humorous that day when i read, now i got, forget what i said.

That's fukn' hilarious! I don't think they'll get far!!

A little humor....
 

An idea for when we re-build NYC, maybe?

Now this is MY kind of exercise!!